Dear sweet FSM I love cracky fanfiction.

I'm gradually working through one of the all-time crackiest at the moment, for a series I never bothered with- but that's okay, it pulls from such a broad spectrum I don't think I'm missing out on anything!

My latest example of hilarity: "Without Zarkendorf's timely invention of Soylent Green, the human race would have resorted to cannibalism!"

Or when the hostile alien showed itself:

" Untold millennia have passed since our species was born in the galaxy known as Andromeda. But after it was ruined by the evil Kevin Sorbo, we fled through the starless void to the planet you call Pluto."

"Pluto is not a planet," said Zarkendorf pedantically.
"Yes is is!"
"No, it is not!"
"It's a planet if I bloody well say it is!"