

shobogan
"It's called delegating, Scott. You need to try it."


shobogan
yeah i'm up to the 2011 x-men giant-size

shobogan
I enjoy Yost's Emma for the most part.

shobogan
Sooo hopefully that holds true

shobogan
....that wasn't a whole lot of content for a "giant size" issue

captain
scott can't delegate

captain
it's a medical condition

captain
he might die

6LilacMimeLions
oh that oene

6LilacMimeLions
*one

6LilacMimeLions
"there's a fight going on outside but you need to relax"

Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
you make it sound like a fight going on outside is this strange thing they haven't become used to in their lives.

Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
it's equivalent to "someone is mowing our lawn wrong, but you need to relax."

shobogan
it's a point, tbh

shobogan
and emma didn't know it'd turn into. well. that.

shobogan
also ugh are we writign magneto as genocidal again

6LilacMimeLions
that was a weird plot line

6LilacMimeLions
it doesn't fit into anything

shobogan
....and emma is in a mental institution.

6LilacMimeLions
yeaaaaaaaaah it fits with absolutely nothing

6LilacMimeLions
there is no room in her backstory for that

shobogan
yeaaah this would work a lot better as an out of continuity oneshot

shobogan
maybe i'll just pretend that's what it is

6LilacMimeLions
yost brought back the baddies in his new warriors run

6LilacMimeLions
but it's getting cancelled after 12 issues so it probably wont' affect anything

shobogan
"So get the hell away from her or I'll light you up like a fucking Christmas tree."

shobogan
okay i approve of that, that can stay

shobogan
ilu nori

shobogan
"hey, jean just stopped a few tons of building from falling on us. you know who should go with warren to stop magneto? SCOTT."

shobogan
YAY DANI!!!

shobogan
(look at this point i'm easy to please)

shobogan
oooh i've reached the ff4 crossover i think

shobogan
welp now i'm shipping doom and magneto i guess it was only a matter of time

6LilacMimeLions
they can bond over how much they hate nazis

shobogan
they can beat up red skull together!

6LilacMimeLions
except for all those times they forget doom doesn't like nazis and have him helping out red skull

6LilacMimeLions
he refused to team up with dracula over drac being racist against muslims he's not letting red skull off the hook

shobogan
i refuse to acknowledge any of them exist :|

6LilacMimeLions
namor, doom, and mags having drinks and bitching about nazis

6LilacMimeLions
doom is technically not old enough to have first-hand experience but he time-travels a lot

shobogan
i enjoy the idea of him time travelling just to kill some nazis

shobogan
and suddenly i want magneto to have met him in his nazi-hunting days

6LilacMimeLions
in the original 60s timeline doom was born in the 20s, buuuuut that's out the window

6LilacMimeLions
because he and reed always have to have gone to school together and reed's origin keeps moving

shobogan
dammit reed

6LilacMimeLions
i would read a "time-traveling doom and babby magneto beat the shit out of nazis in argentina together" story

6LilacMimeLions
and then back in the present doom gives erik back the wallet he dropped and doom has been holding onto for 60 years

shobogan
kflds yes please

shobogan
(is there a picture of magda and anya in there)

6LilacMimeLions
(probably)

6LilacMimeLions
or, depending on when doom left from, he's been holding onto the wallet for 10 minutes


StupidSexyV⚠der
...the Doom, Namor, and Magneto thing I NEED

6LilacMimeLions
magneto's going to have to keep steering the conversation away from gripefests about reed, though

StupidSexyV⚠der
That's when coffee turns into wine ok?