♠ GREED
[Meme] Could mine seduce yours?
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lord no
♠ GREED
LOL SHIT NO JESUS CHRIST ...
JACOB NO
he he he
♠ GREED
pffft PFFT ...
♠ GREED
never huh
JACOB NO
never say never near Greed
♠ GREED
BASICALLY this is a solid fucking truth here
♠ GREED
c'mon now
GGingle Bells
no Yomiel is dead and has no sex drive
GGingle Bells
and is also engaged
Commander
He could seduce Loki (duh) but Erwin? No way.
ᴘᴀsɪᴘʜᴀë
she likes watching him try 
♠ GREED
LOL THESE ARE THE BEST RESPONSES
♠ GREED
A+ GROUP
ᴘᴀsɪᴘʜᴀë
EHEHE
♠ GREED
♬ When you try so hard and you don't succeed ... ♬
ᴘᴀsɪᴘʜᴀë
OH MY GOD fjdksfjdsk
♠ GREED
♬ Find yourself a street-lover in your time of need ♬
ᴘᴀsɪᴘʜᴀë
GREED NO GREED STOP
♠ GREED
N'aw he seriously don't give a fuck
♠ GREED
ᴘᴀsɪᴘʜᴀë
for some reason she finds it endearing so
JACOB NO
Greed you are a terrible, terrible person. thing. charmer
♠ GREED
NO GOOD VERY BAD
ᴘᴀsɪᴘʜᴀë
SUCH BAD VERY dEMON
GGingle Bells
I'd actually love to see him try though. You know that footlong banana hair and the suit are hot hot hot.
♠ GREED
OI OI demons are chumps c'mon
♠ GREED
wicked hot probably end up getting tangled
ᴘᴀsɪᴘʜᴀë
OKAY FINNNEEE
♠ GREED
Too fly for the big ol'fry
♠ GREED
/STRAIGHTENS LAPELS
ᴘᴀsɪᴘʜᴀë
and look if she could have in mandalus/had any idea it was a thing, she would have dragged greed and gabe into bed and called it even tbh
♠ GREED
pffgt sbgkbks
JACOB NO
Gabe has no problems with that okay none at all
ᴘᴀsɪᴘʜᴀë
excellent good yes
ᴘᴀsɪᴘʜᴀë
but weh silly old days people
♠ GREED
and honestly anything that would ensue with yomiel would be like 
♠ GREED
SO ROYALTY, AN ANGEL, AND ONE OF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS CRASH IN A BED ROOM ...
♠ GREED
I need a fucking good punch line.
ᴘᴀsɪᴘʜᴀë
FDKSFJKSD
ᴘᴀsɪᴘʜᴀë
wiggles in between them both and demands cuddles
JACOB NO
that can be arranged. no one is smoking in bed though. But there can be drinking.
JACOB NO
oh and eating yes
JACOB NO
/pervy eyebrow wriggle
♠ GREED
He'll take it out to the balcony jesus. Cowboy boots only
ᴘᴀsɪᴘʜᴀë
agreed yes she likes that view. oh and it's nice from the balcony too. I MEAN WHAT.
♠ GREED
/CRYING
♠ GREED
FUCKING SITCOM HERE
ᴘᴀsɪᴘʜᴀë
THIS IS TERRIBLE GOD
ᴘᴀsɪᴘʜᴀë
BUT SORRY NOT SORRY
ᴘᴀsɪᴘʜᴀë
w/e it'll be her new favourite hobby watching them do things half dressed in the morning
♠ GREED
this is why I love them
GGingle Bells
Hahaha, it wouldn't last long. Just a quiet moment and then "wow I'm really flattered and all, but I'm literally dead. I can't feel anything. So. Knock it off."
♠ GREED
MAN
♠ GREED
He'd almost feel bad
♠ GREED
that's the worst possible outcome he can imagine
GGingle Bells
Hahaha. "Yes it sucks ass, thanks for asking. Bl"
♠ GREED
you can't drink, you can't smoke, you can't fuck. What is it even good for.
GGingle Bells
Uhh... murder, so far.
♠ GREED
THE WORST
GGingle Bells
Murder and self-torment, that's about it.
♠ GREED
IF IT WEREN'T INCREDIBLY OUT OF CHARACTER it'd be hilarious for a possession. One night of complete fuckery at Yomiel's leisure while he narrates in the back of his own skull
GGingle Bells
Though at least he doesn't have to worry about getting horny. Even if he could he's slightly hung up on a certain someone, so he wouldn't be interested anyway.
♠ GREED
Seriously
GGingle Bells
Lmfao. "Greed, you're a bro. STILL can't feel much of this, but it's the thought that counts."
♠ GREED
this poor fuck
♠ GREED
greed's friendship is a magical land that may or may not be exactly what vegas promises
GGingle Bells
Is it any wonder he's nuts
GGingle Bells
AWESOME, THANKS GREED!
♠ GREED
NOT AT ALL seriously he's got the shit end of the stick here
♠ GREED
THE POOR SON OF A BITCH
JACOB NO
I would love that sitcom btw so they ae my new ot3
♠ GREED
LOL JON GOOD THIS CAN'T END TERRIBLY AT ALL
JACOB NO
how could it??? it would be great
ᴘᴀsɪᴘʜᴀë
BEST SITCOM
ᴘᴀsɪᴘʜᴀë
IT'S RANDOMLY THREADED WITH MURDER. BUT MOSTLY RLLYRLLY GOOD SEX
JACOB NO
the three of them would be awesome power group badassery
♠ GREED
illegal activities, plotting to take over, rebellion all around. The trifecta
ᴘᴀsɪᴘʜᴀë
/wiggles all comfy like on her throne. come at her now Spain
JACOB NO
it would be awesome and sexy
♠ GREED
oh shit I want an era thread of these three holy shit
♠ GREED
COULD YOU IMAGINE ....
ᴘᴀsɪᴘʜᴀë
... HER LADIES WATCHING BECAUSE I DID AND STARTED LAUGHING A LOT
JACOB NO
DO IT. set it up.
JACOB NO
it will be epic
JACOB NO
now I really have to sleep but we need to do this.
ᴘᴀsɪᴘʜᴀë
we dooo
ᴘᴀsɪᴘʜᴀë
or at least I am going to write too much fic again or something IDEC
♠ GREED
IF YOU GIVE ME A LITTLE BIT I'LL SET THIS UP
JACOB NO
www.plurk.com/themajesty fanfic is also epic. /puppy eyes