The saddest part of prime shipping?

Those 2 days

I can still, in just 2 days, forget what it was that I ordered.

But then it's like Christmas!

Like, "Ooooh I wonder that this could be!"

So much Christmas!

I'm friends with my UPS delivery guy.

I absolutely do this. "what is is.. did I buy shoes? Did I buy something cute to wear? Good food?.... oh, a melon baller"

I remember I'd ordered some zantac. but the box was heavier than that.

cos I also ordered

Verbatim 700 MB 52x 80 Minute Digital Vinyl Recordab...

Last week when I ordered using prime I saw my package made it to town in one day. The. Ups dropped it off at the post office and they delivered it on the 2nd day.

derp

there was a guy on youtube that would do "drunk christmas" where he'd get wasted, buy random stuff on amazon prime, then open it up and be genuinely surprised

That was also an episode of Whitney, although in her case it was side effects of sleeping pills.

i liked whitney

me too