Noodle Emperor
You know what would be great, in a fantasy world of CR, if Sakura and Shino were close enough friends on the team that Sakura was perfectly cool with his bugs and his bugs were like "Yo, it's you."
Noodle Emperor
Shh it would be a significant relationship for her to have in lieu of the ones she's missing
Noodle Emperor
Generally though I like the idea of her just being like "what. they're just shino's bugs, chill out."
Noodle Emperor
because canon Sakura is usually
Noodle Emperor
"I know they're Shino's but ergh" on her best days
Noodle Emperor
No but it'd be pretty cool if that's where Sakura's missing time goes, the time she's not training that she'd otherwise be hanging out with friends she doesn't have, she bothers the Aburame clan
Ptriciadactyl
XD I think you just get used to it, if you're on a team with him.
Ptriciadactyl
I mean, I have an insect phobia, but I think even I would get over it eventually with Shino on my team.
Noodle Emperor
but that seems a little implausible since they're one of the four noble clans, so it should be hard for Sakura to be comfortable
Noodle Emperor
Shino does have that way, like
Noodle Emperor
on one hand they're more dangerous than normal bugs
Noodle Emperor
on the other you probably haven't pissed shino off enough for them to be any threat at all
Ptriciadactyl
I think Shino would be really soothing to be around, actually.
Noodle Emperor
you can just be like "Uh shino pls take your bug away"
Noodle Emperor
I think he would be, particularly for Sakura
Ptriciadactyl
Sakura is always welcome at her other teammate's clan compound.
Noodle Emperor
I was just commenting that the Aburame in general, though I think they're SunshineSaku's type, she probably couldn't get comfortablearound
Ptriciadactyl
>_>
Noodle Emperor
because they're one of the noble clans, so she'd feel inadequate
Ptriciadactyl
But I think that would be the opposite of soothing
Noodle Emperor
sigh
Noodle Emperor
Inuzuka
Ptriciadactyl
The puppies are cute, Sakura! Just ignore the fact that they don't get any better behaved when they grow up and go play games with Hana and the children and puppies.
Noodle Emperor
You know, Sakura doesn't mind the really small puppies
Noodle Emperor
it's the grown Inuzuka she has problems with :|
Ptriciadactyl
Puppieeeeeeees. Yes. She can come over and keep Hana company when Hana babysits.
Noodle Emperor
Also I suspect, if she's good friends with Shino, she's welcome in the Aburame compound (since she's not disruptive) but she'd purposefully keep her distance from them in general
Noodle Emperor
because they're one of the four noble clans, so she shouldn't associate with them
Noodle Emperor
(That is to say, they shouldn't with her)
Noodle Emperor
I'm amused that she'll probably get babysitting requests from Hana
Noodle Emperor
and not know until shearrives
Noodle Emperor
if they're
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babies or puppies
Ptriciadactyl
(...another of my many Inuzuka headcanons is that there is a system in place for childcare/puppycare. Shifts are loosely required for clan members who aren't active duty, and optional for those who are)
Ptriciadactyl
(Hana takes shifts whenever she gets time free from missions and hospitals and spends the whole day playing with all the puppies, human and canine.)
Ptriciadactyl
Hana loves puppies. And kids.
Ptriciadactyl
I really do like the idea of Sakura hanging out with Shino. Get over the noble clan thing, Sakura! The Aburame are cool people.
Noodle Emperor
She totally thinks they are
Noodle Emperor
she just thinks she's unworthy to hang out with them
Noodle Emperor
Except Shino because he's her teammate
Ptriciadactyl
Hana had better never hear her so much as ALLUDE to any of these thoughts, or Sakura might be shaken and lectured.
Noodle Emperor
There is a Shino who is thinking on it and might decide to do it tomorrow. But they are drunk and so may change their mind when sober
Noodle Emperor
...It's okay the Inuzuka aren't a noble clan right
Noodle Emperor
I mean
Noodle Emperor
she's inferior to them but it's not like she can't associate with them
Ptriciadactyl
Shinooooo.
Ptriciadactyl
The Inuzuka are so used to being looked down on and compared to dogs in ways that are insulting to both them and dogs that the ideas of outsiders thinking like that are just... foreign.
Ptriciadactyl
Sakura, stop it.
Noodle Emperor
I say that all the time, it hasn't worked for me yet
Noodle Emperor
I would not be surprised if she was compared to Inuzuka in a 'even they're better and they smell like dogs, at least they're ninja' way at least sometimes
Ptriciadactyl
HANA HOPES THAT SAKURA AND KIBA KICK ANYONE WHO SAYS THAT IN THE TEETH.
Ptriciadactyl
How many of an Inuzuka's rage triggers can be hit at once? Insult dogs, insult the clan, insult a teammate, disregard someone's worth as an individual...
Noodle Emperor
FORTUNATELY no one says it anymore. I can't imagine anyone coming up to a scary looking chuunin with a sword and a tendency to genjutsu-torture her enemies and insulting them
Noodle Emperor
I can see the odd straggler who never moved on from the Academy days muttering things when she's not around or something, but for the most part I'm pretty sure
Noodle Emperor
Sakura's the only one that it's still the present for :|
Ptriciadactyl
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