Liq
Ok remember Stanley, the giant spider I gave a paint job to (read as: covered completely white in bug spray before it strutted off like it was all cool) last year?
Liq
He showed up to pay his annual rent
He showed up to pay his annual rent
Snotboy
Your first mistake was not torching the entire home.
Delaney Styles
FUCKING
Delaney Styles
NOPE
Tea Poop
bye bye home. 
EclecticWingtips
It's probably mot the same one there is probably a whole family of them
Liq
Yeah, they're all just chilling in the pipes
Liq
Goddamn it, Stanley
Liq
This isn't fuckin' Australia
Liq
Get back over that Tasman
Delaney Styles
you live in pure unadulterated hell
EclecticWingtips
I bet you there are hundreds of them in your walls and celing
Liq
I mean, I hate flies more. And spiders keep them under control. It's not like they're clowns in my walls
Liq
That wouldn't be ok.
EclecticWingtips
Liq
what is that
Liq
im going to bed
im going to bed
EclecticWingtips
It's a clown spider 
Luana
Vitt
EclecticWingtips
: WTF?!?!?!?!?!
Ty ツ Anna
I am sure thats just one of Stankey's 100 babies nested in your house.. no worries... 
EclecticWingtips
Vitt
: isn't it cute!
Vitt
A thousand times NO.
Phodin
We only have tiny spiders here, but the best bug control I've ever had was a toad who lived in the washing room drain for a year. He ate everything. He was awesome. He was also totally cool with being washed
Phodin
over regularly with detergent and fabric softener. I think he liked being clean.
Asa Akira
Oh man lol the toad. So cute. Hope he didn't die from chemicals.
Phodin
lol I tried to move him several times, but he kept going back to that drain.
Phodin
I think my habit of only buying organic and biodegradable might have saved him.
isle
That looks like a wolf spider, and they don't even bite.
isle
I have tons of them here. Creepy but harmless.
isle
They are literally incapable of biting humans.
Xaqueline
Phodin
: Omgsh I think there needs to be a children's book written about your laundry toad! So cute.