Zilla Fieri
Oh boy, Winter Wrap-Up. This'll be fun.
Zilla Fieri
Especially if they uphold the "no magic allowed" rule
Terrifying
NO MAGIC.
Terrifying
Nope.
Zilla Fieri
That'll be the one time Chrysalis gets to laugh at Twilight and her struggles
HOT TURKEY TAKE
No magic, and NO MAGICAL DUNGEON ARTIFACTS
Zilla Fieri
"I've been doing this since January. Grab a shovel and shut up"
ɱε૨ℓσƭ
I've been excited for this since the moment I joined /SHAKES
HOT TURKEY TAKE
...yeah, heck, planning is SN!Twi's job, isn't it
Zilla Fieri
Yup
HOT TURKEY TAKE
MayTwi's gotta find her own place all over again
Zilla Fieri
Oh boy, it'll be like when she first came into MLJ!
HOT TURKEY TAKE
NO, angst-free zone
HOT TURKEY TAKE
no angst in winter wrap-up
Zilla Fieri
Nope, she's useless and has no place
Zilla Fieri
Sad Maytwi
Zilla Fieri
That's it
HOT TURKEY TAKE
...
Zilla Fieri
:V
HOT TURKEY TAKE
Does Hain's job have to be talking her out of sadfeels
Zilla Fieri
We both know he'd love to get Twi on a chair and pick her brain a part
Zilla Fieri
apart*
E.S. Levi
...Affecting the weather. With no magic.
HOT TURKEY TAKE
E.S. Levi : Well, no EXPLICIT magic. Pegasus "move the clouds around" magic is okay.
Zilla Fieri
still a sotto
Poor unicorns.
Zilla Fieri
And in all seriousness, Twi isn't gonna get that bad for this. It's supposed to be lighthearted and that's as far as it's gonna get
E.S. Levi
Alastor still goes >.< at this.
Zilla Fieri
She's just gonna...put effort into stuff that'll yield little results
BrokeModelPiece
Got Sonic in (I need to put his info back into the game), Derpy's easy (three years in a row flying the wrong way). Nozomi... need to think.
Zilla Fieri
She may be training with Alastor, but she's still a weakling
BrokeModelPiece
to be lighthearted yes.
E.S. Levi
He is a weather demon, weather magic is his thing!
Zilla Fieri
NO MAGIC FOR YOOOOUUUUUUUU
BrokeModelPiece
Fight the power!
Zilla Fieri
Meanwhile, Dante could hax and melt the snow so easily
Zilla Fieri
this is when it's awesome to be a dragon
Goldude
NO FIREBREATH HAX
Zilla Fieri
A little fire goes a long way
Zilla Fieri
FIRE IS NATURAL AND NOT MAGICAL, IT'S TOTALLY ALLOWED
Zilla Fieri
fire breath*
Goldude
Ask Spike how he sends letters
Goldude
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BURY CELESTIA IN SNOW?
Zilla Fieri
Through plot convenience
E.S. Levi
*Shakes hoof.* You aren't the boss of him!
E.S. Levi
...Oh gods, that would be hilarious.
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴜᴘ 🤖
But she's disappeared
Zilla Fieri
Dear Princess Celestia: LET THE STORM RAGE ON
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴜᴘ 🤖
So really who knows where that snow would go
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴜᴘ 🤖
(you ruined her spring break spike)
Zilla Fieri
The throne room or Celestia's bedroom
Zilla Fieri
Or just magically on top of Celestia
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴜᴘ 🤖
(she's in Coltcun, partying with the college kids)
Goldude
My dearest Twilight:
HELP I'M BURIED IN A METRIC TON OF SNOW
From Celestia
Zilla Fieri
Dear Princess Celestia: The cold never bothered me, anyway Love, Dante
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴜᴘ 🤖
Let it go, Princess
Zilla Fieri
If MLJ'd Winter Wrap-Up is gonna be one big Frozen joke, then can I have Maytwi build a snow castle?
Goldude
Yes
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴜᴘ 🤖
Yes
Zilla Fieri
Perfect
Zilla Fieri
I'm tempted to assume none of the teams want to take Chrysalis along, so they just gave her a shovel and told her to do what she's been doing this whole time.
Zilla Fieri
So she'll be off in the corner, shoveling. Or something
Goldude
Chryssy can cut her hair to simulate the castle moat
Goldude
Since her hair looks like moss
Zilla Fieri
That got the driest laugh from Chrysalis
HOT TURKEY TAKE
birds can roost in her mane until their nests are ready
Zilla Fieri
Oh Chrysalis Tree, Oh Chrysalis Tree
Zilla Fieri
Meanwhile, I'm tempted to say Kreutz would be in the same position Twilight is in, except being slightly more competent
Zilla Fieri
She'll make the nests. She's good with her hands hooves
HOT TURKEY TAKE
Yeah, dollmaker? Totally nestbuilding.
Zilla Fieri
She's got you covered with the nests
Zilla Fieri
She and Dante will be the MVPs of my muses, leaving Chrysalis as the one everyone forgot about and Maytwi as the "good effort, sweetie. Why don't you try something else?"
HOT TURKEY TAKE
MayTwi can help Luna.
HOT TURKEY TAKE
You can fit two ponies halfway comfortably in a single plow, right? And that way there's no need for magic, and no way for a still-burned-out Alicorn and a not-physically-inclined unicorn to ruin everything
Zilla Fieri
Leaving them to share a laugh over the whole experience, even if they ruin everything since hey, friendship will do that to you
Zilla Fieri
I am okay with this
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴜᴘ 🤖
Guys, Pollo may have accidentally created a steel alloy, possibly-sapient bird's nest
Zilla Fieri
...Pollo, why is there a metallic bird's nest scaring away birds
Zilla Fieri
What did you do
Goldude
Zilla Fieri : SCIENCE!
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴜᴘ 🤖
...actually yeah that's what he did
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴜᴘ 🤖
He's pretty sure it just wants to be loved though!
Goldude
All the nest does is sing cheesy love songs from the 80s
Zilla Fieri
It's singing that song from Mars Attacks
Zilla Fieri
The one that makes the martians' heads explode
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴜᴘ 🤖
All it does is sing
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴜᴘ 🤖
He doesn't even know those songs himself
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴜᴘ 🤖
He's not sure how this happened
Zilla Fieri
He science'd wrong
Goldude
Insano would be disappoint
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴜᴘ 🤖
Now I'm having this idea of him going through a mini-Elsa plot through all of this. Just in the background while nobody's watching him.
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴜᴘ 🤖
He's hesitant to help out because Scary Murder Pony, finally lets loose with the science, and then is like OH GOD WHAT DID I DO
Goldude
NEW PONYVILLE TRADITION: No magic AND no science
Zilla Fieri
He starts singing Let it Go, but stops halfway through after he creates an abomination of winter warding capabilities
Zilla Fieri
"HERE I STAND AND HERE I'LL ST--wait, what the hell is that? Nevermind, I'm going home"
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴜᴘ 🤖
LET IT GO, LET IT GOOOOOOH MY LUNA
Zilla Fieri
SO IN SUMMATION:
HOT TURKEY TAKE
penis
Goldude
Zilla Fieri
Yes
HOT TURKEY TAKE
See
Goldude
HOT TURKEY TAKE
Zilla Fieri
Maytwi will be helping Luna because leaving her alone for this will lead to more sad things than I'm willing to put up with
Zilla Fieri
Dante will be doing...something. Somewhere. He'll actually be useful, but I haven't decided on what exactly he'll do
E.S. Levi
He can use his fat dragon butt to break through the ice on the lake.
Zilla Fieri
As long as it's not waking the animals. They tend to be afraid of dragons
Zilla Fieri
Excuse you, his dragon butt is totally fabulous, thank you very much
E.S. Levi
Okay, his gigantic dragon butt.
Zilla Fieri
Thank you
E.S. Levi
And the pizza is not to blame at all.
Zilla Fieri
Even if they ban his fire breath, I'm..pretty sure dragons can manipulate clouds like pegasi can? If not, melting ice and shoveling stuff will be his game
Zilla Fieri
And he'll do it in style
E.S. Levi
Always knew Dante was full of hot air...
Zilla Fieri
But of course
Zilla Fieri
This is Dante
Goldude
Zilla Fieri : Will he give people frostbite over top of their sunburns?
E.S. Levi
You know Alastor will make the crack if he sees Dante breathing fire.
Zilla Fieri
Uhh...maybe? I'm not sure I understand the question
Zilla Fieri
Alastor, you'll make a crack if you see Dante doing anything which is totally fine
E.S. Levi
...Your point?
E.S. Levi
It's how he shows affection.
Zilla Fieri
Nothin' at all!
Zilla Fieri
*Nothin' at all!*
Zilla Fieri
Nothin' at all!
Zilla Fieri
Chrysalis won't be part of any teams since none of them will want her. Which is a very reasonable decision since...Chrysalis.
Zilla Fieri
She'll be content in her little alone corner
taffy
shy's gonna visit her
HOT TURKEY TAKE
Hain will at least give her the space he's been giving her.
Zilla Fieri
Space is good. Yes.
Zilla Fieri
Fluttershys...not so much
Zilla Fieri
Go away, flutterbutt
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴜᴘ 🤖
chryssy
taffy
...
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴜᴘ 🤖
hey
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴜᴘ 🤖
chryssy
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴜᴘ 🤖
do you wanna build a snowman
taffy
/quietly shovels part of whatever chrissy's working on/
Goldude
Zilla Fieri : How about all the Flutterbutts?
Zilla Fieri
adwgeadfgg
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴜᴘ 🤖
Zilla Fieri
Lu don't you dare
Zilla Fieri
Don't
Zilla Fieri
You
Zilla Fieri
Dare
Zilla Fieri
...Fuck. It's too late
Zilla Fieri
I'm now imagining all the Fluttershys singing this to Chrissy
Zilla Fieri
The Shys and whoever else feels like tolerating her
Zilla Fieri
(Hint: Chrissy has actually been pretty mellowed out since the Pierrot log, so she won't get too snippy)
Goldude
Pierrot
Goldude
SN!Shy, OU!Shy, AU!Shys, and Pierrot
Zilla Fieri
Pierrot's still sick in bed, I think
Zilla Fieri
still a sotto Your input?
Zilla Fieri
Because the four of them combined might actually get Chrissy to give up and help them build a snowman
Goldude
Fluttershy: We'll let you name the snowman, Chrysalis.
Goldude
Fluttercruel: It's gotta be a cool name, though.
Goldude
Fluttercruel: Get it? COOL name?
HOT TURKEY TAKE
Pierrot's confirmed for ice-skating
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴜᴘ 🤖
Zilla Fieri
Chrysalis is allergic to puns
Zilla Fieri
Get them away from her, Cruelly
Zilla Fieri
Bad Cruelly
Goldude
Cruelly: Oh, come the buck on! It's funny!
E.S. Levi
Allergic to puns? Oh, that's no fun :<
Zilla Fieri
Yup. She's allergic to puns, friendship and fun
E.S. Levi
Well, no wonder nopony wants you around :/
taffy
aww but if she starts sneezing, the flutterses can take care of her!
Zilla Fieri
Yet they don't leave her alone and she doesn't get why
taffy
it wouldn't be that much of an tissue
Zilla Fieri
...No
Zilla Fieri
Bad fluttershys
Zilla Fieri
No nursing Chrissy to good health
taffy
that was also a pun
taffy
did you notice
Zilla Fieri
I did
Zilla Fieri
Chrissy sheezed
Zilla Fieri
Stop that
E.S. Levi
They just want to liven you up :-D A bit of dry humor is so good for wet blankets >:3
Zilla Fieri
/furious sneezing
E.S. Levi
Three guesses who I'm channelling right now.
Zilla Fieri
It's like you guys are trying to kill her :|
Goldude
That's quite
Goldude
/me glasses
Goldude
COLD hearted of her
Zilla Fieri
/SNEEZING
taffy
chillax, chrissy
E.S. Levi
Oh, can
E.S. Levi
't you try to be ice for a change? :-(
Zilla Fieri
...
taffy
there's snow way we can keep this up forever, don't worry /pat
taffy
sorry to spring all of this on you at once
Zilla Fieri
She's just gonna get hives from all of this exposure
Goldude
This can be quite the heartWARMING event you know
E.S. Levi
Hives?
taffy
that can't bee much fun
Zilla Fieri
...
Zilla Fieri
Fuck, she walked right into that one
Goldude
Someone will need to insedct her illness to make sure it doesn't get worse
E.S. Levi
Sorry, are we bugging you? :-)
Zilla Fieri
She's just
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴜᴘ 🤖
Comb on, it's all in good fun
Zilla Fieri
Gonna go jump into that lake after the ice melts
taffy
no, chrissy!! water you doing??
Goldude
CHRYSSY WATER YOU DOING!?
Goldude
...Damnit
Goldude
Ninja'd
Zilla Fieri
SHE CAN'T HEAR YOU UNDERWATER
Zilla Fieri
NOT LISTENING LA LA LA LA LA LA
Goldude
So she's DROWNing out everyone else?
Goldude
Zilla Fieri
jsadioghsoiuh
E.S. Levi
Oh come on, I thought we were getting along swimmingly! :-D
Zilla Fieri
...
Zilla Fieri
Just another minute or so before she asphyxiates
E.S. Levi
I guess now you really are a wet blanket :/
taffy
everypony no don't kill her D:
taffy
/drags her out and dries her off/
Goldude
Chryssy killing herself is a really big H2No-No
Zilla Fieri
ffffffffffffffff
taffy
/smacks fluttercruel/ this is not the way to spread love and kindness, by irritating sensitive allergies
Zilla Fieri
Stupid Fluttershys
Zilla Fieri
Just leave her alone and let her go be lonely
taffy
no
E.S. Levi
Isn't live a beach? :-D
E.S. Levi
*life
Zilla Fieri
That's it; she's going back to that river
Zilla Fieri
Maybe she'll freeze before she drowns. Either one will work
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴜᴘ 🤖
at least then she can be an ice queen
E.S. Levi
This just creeks of self-pity :|
Zilla Fieri
♫•♬• 𝙉𝙞𝙠𝙞𝙡 •♬•♫
As much as I like the drowning music in recent games, it's not as terrifying as the original.
Zilla Fieri
That's because the Genesis' sound card is terrifying as fuck
Goldude
♫•♬• 𝙉𝙞𝙠𝙞𝙡 •♬•♫ : hdshdh NIKIL WHY OULD YOU POST THAT
Goldude
/me outies this plurk
♫•♬• 𝙉𝙞𝙠𝙞𝙡 •♬•♫
Zilla Fieri
I'd ask if Chrissy would be the one singing Let It Go, but that's best left to Hypothetical Elsa
Zilla Fieri
And Pollo
Zilla Fieri
Pollo dressed up as Elsa
Zilla Fieri
Also before this plurk segues any harder, Kreutz is making nests. The end.
Zilla Fieri
You may now continue laughing at Chrysalis' misery
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴜᴘ 🤖
Pollo is totally flying around in a monstrous mechanical bird's nest, inexplicably dressed as Elsa
Zilla Fieri
A flying bird's nest that sings 80s love songs
Zilla Fieri
Make it happen, Lu
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴜᴘ 🤖
I'm gonna have to make a monstrous three-point post tomorrow
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴜᴘ 🤖
You can approach him during different song covers, at different points in the day
Zilla Fieri
I approve of this so, so hard
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴜᴘ 🤖
...the day after he's just gonna be like "I have literally no idea what came over me"
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴜᴘ 🤖
"But now we have a small airship"
Zilla Fieri
A one-pony airship
Zilla Fieri
Shaped like a bird's nest
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