

zee art
free towel membership?? sign me the fuck up!


zee art
i can't really imagine what that is though

zee art
it like a towel club

zee art
like you go to the gym but you aren't allowed to use the machines, you're just given towels to carry around

zee art
you can look at the machines, that's a perk of towel membership

Mari
Congratulations!

ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ sʜɪᴛ
wtf even is towel membership

zee art
i would almost assume someone brainfarted and that was supposed to be "gym membership", except since i'm a student that's free anyway

→ yard sard
I hope it's like

→ yard sard
towel of the month club

zee art
me too

zee art
look at THIS fine example of terrycloth

Whiskey Tango
lol I have the towel membership... it's just an extra $5 a month that lets you grab a towel from them on the way in/dump it in their dirty towel bin on your way out

Whiskey Tango
so you don't have to bring your own

Whiskey Tango
it's kind of a no brainer for me b/c I hate laundry

dubious soul
a towel club sounds oddly sinister though lmfao

skalja
disappointed this has nothing to do with hg2g

skalja
sorry, hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, I guess hg2g is just the website now

zee art
See I considered that it might be the right to use a towel thing, but then I was like but what gym wouldn't make towels complimentary

zee art
Shows what I know about gyms I guess

zee art
Anyway I too was disappointed not to see a single hitchhiker ref

Whiskey Tango
yeah it's different at PSU b/c you don't so much have a membership as a student... it's just part of your tuition.

Whiskey Tango
so I think in an effort to cut costs a tiny bit for the students who don't use the gym, they charge for some extras if you do

Whiskey Tango
I also pay $12 a month for a permanent locker so I can leave my shoes and shower stuff there all the time

now @ sp4mhard
it means you get to be a hoopy frood

zee art
oh yeah ok that makes some sense

zee art
but in other news i totally forgot all my starbucks lingo today

zee art
and ordered a "grande java chip that thing"

zee art
i almost got there, fumbled just before the endzone and forgot the final word

now @ sp4mhard
i never used their sizing

zee art
yeah i'm sure they're used to people who say fuck it and do small/med/large

KɪɴɢLᴏᴜɪs'Hᴇᴀᴅ
at least u didn't call it a frappe