went out to a bar with some friends. hundreds of people there. Only ones I was into were... one of the strippers, and one of the cops. #foreveralone

one of the cops you say?

Go for the cop.

Get arrested. And when the cop says anything you say can and will be held against you, ask for their front

wow Liq is so on the ball today....good plan

I walked up to the cop, tried to make it apparent I was checking him out, and almost got trampled by a herd of chattering hairdressers. The stripper twerked on me and I almost fainted.

I figure one was straight and one was a whore, but it's really hard to tell which was which in this day and age