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[School] > talk about the rock schist
> suddenly all the puns
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YES SCHIST
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And then a few more with gniess why am I in this class jfc
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if it makes you feel better, when I was in geology we likened rocks to pokemon
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THESE PUNS HAVE A LOT OF SCHIST IN THEM
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Oh god
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MICA EVOLVES INTO SCHISTS!!!
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If its not puns its relating to something nerdy in this class
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GJSBCOGLAV
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Beautiful
Gore
Sounds like you're having a gneiss time
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GORE why am I not surprised
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But yes I am now were talking greenstone because geologists are so creative
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> talk about hornfel
> "sounds like a baaaaaad rock"
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Between gore and this Guy I have my daily.pun quota for the month
Gore
Let's aim for the year
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This Guy was trying so hard not to crack more puns when talking about facies
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And someone else decides to crack one instead
Gore
He must have been trying to facie the facts
Gore
Making this plurk was a mistake
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Fifnshdk crying
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it was why did I make it when I have you on my plurk
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My.teacher just cracked one herself now I'm so done
Gore
Perhaps you were feeling wistful about my puns
Gore
You know, for sedimental reasons
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Oh noooo I thought tlast chapter was pun free until now
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now come on, just think of puns as subtle metamorphes
Gore
Another person's pun free is my free puns
just lexi.
Oh please.
just lexi.
I LIVE with an Earth Science teacher... I have to deal with this pun all the time.\
just lexi.
But you must not take these puns for granite!
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The wacke-ness of the geology puns is strong in this Plurk... (LOL)
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Just be glad they haven't gotten to the sex jokes yet?
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Im so done with you all
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Moro how do you handle them
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With a smile, a nod and the knowledge that at any point in time half the geology people are drunk or hungover. (LOL)
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Seriously, I'm not kidding when I say that geologists may in fact be the first alcohol-based life form...
Guardian Bear J
Second alcohol-based life form.
Guardian Bear J
You forgot that attorneys exist.
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I thought they lived off of money and the souls of people...
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/shot
Guardian Bear J
Yes, but what do you think fuels them to hunt for those things?
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. . . a valid point.
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guys guys no.
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clearly you've never seen middle school teachers
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those are the first alcohol-based life forms
just lexi.
My dad says this shit sober.
just lexi.
he's a high school teacher but w/e
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Don't you mean "this schist", Lexi...
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/shot again
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geologists just huff fumes from the their sites
just lexi.
I was going to be serious for a moment.
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MOVED Well, it's either that or they eat the strange plants / animals they find at the sites...
just lexi.
Be niche to me, Moro!
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No joke, one of my field professors once grabbed a leaf from one of the rare flowering plants we have out here in the desert and used it as a joint.
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omg
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/face in hands
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did he get a good high from it
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I feel like I have to ask
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Then there's my igneous petrology teacher, who says things like "subduction", "vesicles", and "cementation" with this high-pitched camp gay voice whenever he gets the chance to...
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my geology professor was this like....classic surfer dude guy
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XDDDDD;
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like he came straight out of a beach boy music video
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DESERT PLANTS ARE GOOD FOR GETTING HIGH. That's apparently why we have so many hippie communes out in the desert...
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HUH. THE MORE YOU KNOW
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/didn't even know such things existed until he got into this major...
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Seriously, at least three of my professors are regulars are various hippie communes here in the Southwest.
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ROFL
Guardian Bear J
Cactus juice, man. Cactus juice.
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Y e p . . .
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THE FUTURE OF GEOSCIENCE, EVERYONE...
Guardian Bear J
"I bet this rock formation would make a great bong!"
Guardian Bear J
Wait, that was Geoscience of the 70s... FALSE ALARM!
just lexi.
They don't offer Earth Science at my high school, so my Dad taught me. ...I think him being weird has very little to do with his major, sadly. LOL
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Guardian Bear J ACTUALLY an incident like that is exactly why we're not allowed to roll boulders at field camp...
Guardian Bear J
As I said.
Guardian Bear J
That's the Geoscience of the past. Sets a precident.
just lexi.
But there are LOTS of rock puns and fun facts about fossilized poop...
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One of our emeritus faculty members actually got in trouble for trying to use this flat bit of sandstone as a table for a bong...
just lexi.
.................................wat
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He ended up getting high enough to break off a chunk of the rock formation he and his class was camping on, and the rock rolled down the slope and into one of the field vans. (LOL)
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goddamn geologists
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I wish I could be surprised, i really wish I could be.
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but right now I gotta work with your cousin field palentology and figure out a way to make them sound professional after they named a dinosaur after a singer in a band so they could score free tickets
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and the geology department clearly thought they were helping when they decided my reading material should be An Eyewitness book about volcanos
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ONE OF THOSE KID SCIENCE BOOKS
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Aah, those are always interesting...
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they are! it's very nice pictures
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but do not help me with any explanations that delve further than EXPLOSIVE VOLCANOS BAD
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Reminds me of this plan we have in volcanology to watch that "Pompeii" movie over the weekend to look for scientific inaccuracies. (LOL)
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omg have fun
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It's a thing in geology to take a class to a disaster flick and point out the inaccuracies, really...
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as it shoudl be
Guardian Bear J
Hey, Hey Moro. Hey.
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I counted all the inaccuracies in Twister once
Guardian Bear J
2012.
Guardian Bear J
:-D
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for meterology. it was 70+
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I remember in Natural Disasters class, they took everyone to watch "2012" and had them write a report on all the scientific inaccuracies they found in the movie alone.
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I REMEMBER THAT.
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For that one the count was between 80-90 between everyone in the class? (LOL)
Guardian Bear J
I swear, the only people that paid to see that movie were science students who went to MST3K it.
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god it's probably true
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It definitely was for the geo department. (LOL)
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We're just waiting for that to happen with Pompeii this coming weekend.
Guardian Bear J
Lemme know how much fun you have.
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do! o7
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so this is what happens when i unleash science majors/those who know science majors into a plurk together
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i just remember this
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must*
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