..... look brain. I realize you were revelling in angsty feels last night, but giving me zombie apocalypse dreams and having my friends getting killed is not cool.

There there it's okay. We all know I'd be the first to go should the zombie apocalypse happen.

/not helpful at all

WRONG

I CAN BE THE DISTRACTION SO THAT EVERYONE CAN GET AWAY.

LOOK HERE WOMAN, YOU CAN SHUT YOUR FACE AND CARRY A MACHETE

LOOK IMMA JUST BEING LOGICAL HERE. I'LL CARRY A MACHETE BUT I AM 98% CERTAIN I WON'T LAST.

YOU WILL. YOU WILL BECAUSE WE HAVE FOUR MENTALLY PREPARED PEOPLE FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HERE

Gas station first. Stock up on food and gas. Chances are high that there will be a weapon behind the counter. Take it.

Go to next gas station. Repeat three more times. We should be good for a while.

So yeah. You're gonna be safe, because ideally we're not gonna put ourselves in a situation where we have to run from zombies.

We're gonna take the toughest car and stockpile it with gas

See? Mentally prepared people.