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..... look brain. I realize you were revelling in angsty feels last night, but giving me zombie apocalypse dreams and having my friends getting killed is not cool.
moved @ tantei
There there it's okay. We all know I'd be the first to go should the zombie apocalypse happen.
moved @ tantei
/not helpful at all
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WRONG
moved @ tantei
I CAN BE THE DISTRACTION SO THAT EVERYONE CAN GET AWAY.
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LOOK HERE WOMAN, YOU CAN SHUT YOUR FACE AND CARRY A MACHETE
moved @ tantei
LOOK IMMA JUST BEING LOGICAL HERE. I'LL CARRY A MACHETE BUT I AM 98% CERTAIN I WON'T LAST.
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YOU WILL. YOU WILL BECAUSE WE HAVE FOUR MENTALLY PREPARED PEOPLE FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HERE
𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙙
Gas station first. Stock up on food and gas. Chances are high that there will be a weapon behind the counter. Take it.
𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙙
Go to next gas station. Repeat three more times. We should be good for a while.
𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙙
So yeah. You're gonna be safe, because ideally we're not gonna put ourselves in a situation where we have to run from zombies.
𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙙
We're gonna take the toughest car and stockpile it with gas
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See? Mentally prepared people.