Secret Tips to Building a Long, Safe Career as a Bureaucrat

Tip #1 – Learn and commit to the creed of the bureaucrat: “Just say, No!”

Tip #2 – Control any and all information that comes to you and never communicate effectively

Tip #3 – Become an expert at using “CYA” techniques

Tip #4 – Never evoke a sense of urgency

Tip #5 – Keep this toolbox of bureaucratic tricks handy