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MUSCLES WORohgodmybackwhatisthiswhendidievengetbackmusclesican'tKOUT FOR Karmakamikaze, Suzuhara,
slurm lord
& whitticus
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I can't
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My lower back
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I've never deadlifted before
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Rick couldn't be there
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But I had to do it on my own
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So I did it on my own
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And I want to die
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How am I supposed to get swole
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From wanting to die
slurm lord
oh god
slurm lord
are you even okay
slurm lord
that's a stupid question no you're not
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I've never done anything
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That worked out my lower back
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In such an intense way
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I mean
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What in the world works out your lower back? Wishes and ice cream?
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Evidently it is deadlifts
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And now I know why they are called deadlifts
shadow mod
Chris.....
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Because they make you wish to die
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I am mourning already
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Shocky.
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all those things in blue
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and the ones in yellow, too
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want to die
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Rick abandoned me. He brobandoned me
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I did these things:
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Deadlift Day
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WARMUP DEADLIFTS (aka, hey this isn't such a bad exercise you guys) - 95lbs x5, 120lbs x5, 145lbs x3
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POWER DEADLIFTS (aka, holy god what is this and why am I sweating like a fat, sweaty monster made out of sweat) - 155lbs x5, 180lbs x5, 205lbs x5
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no wait, those numbers are wrong and I'm too tired to fix them
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165lbs x5, 190lbs x5, 215lbs x5
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ENDURANCE DEADLIFTS (aka, oh god why do these hurt so much it's not that much weight oh god why) - five sets - 125lbs x10
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The motion is best described as 'applied humping the air while holding a very heavy bar'
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Work it, gif man.
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Also, I did leg raises, using the leg raise chair thing
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Oh it's called a "Captain's Chair"
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LEG RAISES - 5 sets - x10
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imagine me as this lady