BethampHATamine
[meme] What If Wednesday! Ask me about AUs. And totally do because I love AUs.
Farm Goblin
do a mermaid!some au
Farm Goblin
a mergrue
Farm Goblin
instead of a million limbs n fingers, they have a million fins
BethampHATamine
They'd look like inky little lionfish.
BethampHATamine
And have shark skin instead of fur.
Farm Goblin
like anglerfish? 
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BethampHATamine
Like anglerfish with good dentistry.
Farm Goblin
hahaha
Farm Goblin
anglerfish are also a good comparison since some of the ladies have like 20 balls
BethampHATamine
grue ladies and ur-ladies do not have balls. 
Nor do they absorb the dudes and ur-dudes.
Nor do they absorb the dudes and ur-dudes.
Farm Goblin
yeah but WHAT IF THEY WERE MERGRUES
BethampHATamine
THEY WOULD STILL NOT HAVE PARASITIC BALL-DUDES.
Farm Goblin
hahahaha
Skylanth
ANGEL grues! Stick wings on them somehow.
BethampHATamine
They look more like the terrifying sort of angels, eight wings and a hundred eyes.
Fina
...which actually sounds kinda cool
Skylanth
Sounds majestic and worrisome at the same time.
Skylanth
Because flying grues also mean DEATH FROM ABOVE
BethampHATamine
But only after dark.
236 bees
suddenly life is that episode of x-files
236 bees
lights on at all times