reading zodiac stuff to place my chars. Specifically reading Born On A Rotten Day, with the bad signs of the zodiac and....uhm I'm gonna paste.

his electrically charged personality makes him the king of snap judgments, endless pronouncements, and long answers to questions you never asked.

like TEARS IN EYES

he will expect you to report any unusual activities at the grocery store, or on your job, which he will immediately assimilate into his latest disaster fantasy.

he will virtually live in the garage or basement tinkering with his latest invention, trying to contact alien life forces, or calling the fbi and offering his services as a master spy.

her odd curiosity lends itself to ferreting out the most disgusting bits of information she can find to horrify you with as she unleashes her maniacal laughter

. she will also keep you up all night analyzing such inane topics as how dust bunnies are formed and whether or not cancer alex trebek is really an android.

she will be available any time of the day or night for guidance counseling, a free meal, or a warm bed.

if you want to win her heart, be prepared to feel as if you are living in a combination bus station and therapist's office.

and oh god the personal advice section

you have the annoying habit of acting like an authority on subjects about which you know little or nothing. this is because your brain is like an encyclopedia with chunks of pages missing.

you have a kinship with the bizarre and collect items like petrified bat guano and that black stuff you find under the porch in humid weather.

you are the most annoying sign in the zodiac. you force friends and family alike to all-night speculations about the pros and cons of stamps you lick versus the peel-and-stick kind.

in the meantime, as a verbal gunslinger, you're the fastest draw in the universe.

so. Ferre's totally an aquarius then

XDD

just wow. this reads like his conversations withJehan

the rundown

hes also the only one weird enough to disguise himself to stalk people