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[meme] Oh yeah, I guess I should do character sexualities before I fall unconscious

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PAARTHURNAX is... probably panromantic asexual

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asexual in a more weird animal term because I actually... am fairly certain... that dragons can't procreate in Elder Scrolls

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I think

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Saix is Axelsexual ok ok ok

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they were made by a God and that was obviously a-fucking-enough

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(sssh yes he definitely is but I will get to him)

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/frolics away


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Paar hasn't really had a chance to develop many relationships? Which he's honestly okay with?

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But if he had a chance and a looong time for shit to happen (because it's hard to develop romances when everyone has such shorter lifespans than you and also you live on a fucking isolated mountain)

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he could probably care for whoever

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Paar is pretty relaxed

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SAIX

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axelsexual, there we go, meme done

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but uh, he's probably pansexual

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the variant of pansexual where he just fails to give a fuck

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There's not much of a sex drive there, but the more he recovers from his body nearly being hijacked, I think the more he'll start to get interested in his sexuality and feelings of attraction and emotional

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closeness

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since those are all sort of... absent right now

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ZULF, mainly heterosexual but could probably bend bi if something really extraordinary happened

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that's actually for any romance with Zulf

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he's still kind of... recovering from losing his fiance 8C

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so he's really not interested in any romance right now

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JOKER, exclusively heterosexual and fucking blind as a fucking bat to romance because he's a busy asshole who has issues

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Lol fiance

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and yaaaay


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did I use the wrong word? OH WHATEVER, person he was engaged to

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Lol person he was engaged to

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koko oh my god 8T

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Lol koko oh my god

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dkfsjlaskdkalda

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yyou're banned from this plurk

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Did you hear the story behind this


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because I Was originally going to play a pokemon character at Bastion

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I HAD THE APP DONE AND EVERYTHING

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but then i made a joke about having zulf as my backup if she was rejected

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and then A CERTAIN JERK said that if i went in with Zulf, they'd go in with Rucks, and if they went in with Rucks, they had a friend who would go in with Kid

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I'm only a bird


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I can't resist this kind of thing


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/that certain jerk

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and then we dragged in Courtney as our Zia, ha ha

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You are attracted to shiny things indeed

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awwww

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Good luck with it!

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Oh so rev is slow?

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Every game needs at least one member of the Bastion cast. Good luck to you!

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Well, a while back when I was trying to fish for a Zia (before we convinced Courtney), I ran into a really nice RPer for her who was interested because I told her Bastion was a slow game

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want me to give you the username so you can talk to her if you want?

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ha ha I have no idea

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but I think their zia username was something based off of the "that bird is gonna fly" line in Build That Wall

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This is the thread I had with her

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if that helps at all