Gad, is there an extension to Plurk that can autochange a solitary 'u' to 'you' to make things properly readable to someone like me? (I know, rapidly approaching geezerhood....)

yunor33drite?

if he needs to get a decoder ring to decrypt that, or if he should just say, "Gesundheit!"

You don't have the skills to decrpyt it.

I do, but it gives me a headache. TXTL33T is painful.

I know, I hate it too.

I just sort of glaze over and smile and nod when I see text speak.