
Lᴜɴᴀʀ Rᴀʙʙɪᴛ
I am now realizing I have not properly celebrated Halloween in over eight years

Lᴜɴᴀʀ Rᴀʙʙɪᴛ
Pretty soon after I got too old to trick or treat my parents got super religious and refused to take part in 'the devil's holiday'

Lᴜɴᴀʀ Rᴀʙʙɪᴛ
They would do stuff like turn off all the lights and made us be quiet so people would think we weren't home

Lᴜɴᴀʀ Rᴀʙʙɪᴛ
I actually need to see if I have that old picture of my dad hanging up the sheets over the windows because that shit was hilarious

Lᴜɴᴀʀ Rᴀʙʙɪᴛ
IDK man. Feels weird

⸙ 𝔃𝓱𝓮𝓷𝓷𝓲𝓪𝓸 ⸙
.....your parents, man.

Lᴜɴᴀʀ Rᴀʙʙɪᴛ
The stories I could tell

Lᴜɴᴀʀ Rᴀʙʙɪᴛ
I remember the last halloween we celebrated my mom handed out chick tracks rather than candy

⸙ 𝔃𝓱𝓮𝓷𝓷𝓲𝓪𝓸 ⸙
what are those

Lᴜɴᴀʀ Rᴀʙʙɪᴛ
Oh god you've never heard of jack chick?

Lᴜɴᴀʀ Rᴀʙʙɪᴛ
Or whatever the hell his name is

⸙ 𝔃𝓱𝓮𝓷𝓷𝓲𝓪𝓸 ⸙
...no

⸙ 𝔃𝓱𝓮𝓷𝓷𝓲𝓪𝓸 ⸙
i feel like you're about to correct this

Lᴜɴᴀʀ Rᴀʙʙɪᴛ
www.chick.com/default.asp Lo and behold

⸙ 𝔃𝓱𝓮𝓷𝓷𝓲𝓪𝓸 ⸙
oh i just

⸙ 𝔃𝓱𝓮𝓷𝓷𝓲𝓪𝓸 ⸙
googled it

Lᴜɴᴀʀ Rᴀʙʙɪᴛ
This is probably the most famous

⸙ 𝔃𝓱𝓮𝓷𝓷𝓲𝓪𝓸 ⸙
YEAH i just saw taht

⸙ 𝔃𝓱𝓮𝓷𝓷𝓲𝓪𝓸 ⸙
and realized

⸙ 𝔃𝓱𝓮𝓷𝓷𝓲𝓪𝓸 ⸙
Oh, this is THAT person

Lᴜɴᴀʀ Rᴀʙʙɪᴛ
Yeah

Lᴜɴᴀʀ Rᴀʙʙɪᴛ
THAT person