
saxmangeoff
learning git.

Lorien
Are you Draco Malfoy?

saxmangeoff
It's a computer thing. git-scm.com/


JessicaRabbit
that ain't what it means 'round here.

Lorien
Slimy git. "My fah-ther will hear about this!"


JessicaRabbit
more like "I'ma goin' tell my daddy on yew! Yer gonna git it!"

JessicaRabbit


JessicaRabbit
I wonder what Harry Potter would be like if it were set in the south?

JessicaRabbit


Lorien
Draco would have to be a spoiled debutante and his parents wealthy plantation owners. "I'm gonna tell mah diddy!"


JessicaRabbit
Hogwarts would be a finishing school


saxmangeoff
Would Hermione be more like Scout?

Lorien
Or like Tiana? "I'm going to work hard to get what I want!"


saxmangeoff
Hmmm.... Maybe.....

saxmangeoff
Dumbledore = Atticus Finch would work, though.


saxmangeoff
so this idea of a southern Hogwarts has a lot of potential. I'm sure the spells would be different....

saxmangeoff
Petrificus Totalus would be "Y'all best be stoppin' right there"

saxmangeoff
Avada Kedavra would be "Time to die, Hoss."

saxmangeoff
And, of course, Crucio would be "Bless your heart."

Lorien


Lorien
Instead of butterbeer or pumpkin juice, they would drink sweet tea and mint juleps...

Lorien
They would have a cotillion instead of the Yule Ball...

saxmangeoff


Lorien
The Halloween Feast would be Mardi Gras.

JessicaRabbit
Expecto Patronum would be "Oh Hell's No you didn't"

JessicaRabbit
seriously...who are we kidding? The only way there would be a Wizarding School in the Bible Belt would be if it were in New Orleans.


Lorien
That would actually be a perfect place! Or it could take over one of the "abandoned" plantation houses along the river. Heaven knows those places already have ghosts.


Lorien
Like Valcour Aime. I've been
Valcour Aime Cave
here. I don't think the video accurately shows the amount of spiders covering the ceiling.

saxmangeoff
If'n it's in Nawlins, Ah reckon the cauldron becomes a gumbo pot.

Lorien
"Ah reckon"? That's MISSISSIPPI!



Lorien
Or a cauldron could actually be a sugarcane cauldron.

saxmangeoff
Mississippi? Well, what do you expect a guy from Idaho to know?


Lorien
True!