pick up the nearest book and turn to page 45. the first sentence explains your love life.

" Difficult Choices : When a choice has significant consequences, it should sometimes be a difficult one to make. "

surprising no-one; the nearest book to me turned out to be the Dungeon Master's Guide, 3.5 edition

blink ...That sort of does explain your dating life.

"Turns out his eyes weren't bright at all, just a dull and listless light brown."

:|a

I guess someone isn't enjoying the sex enough

ummm

"The address on the parchment was a coffeehouse in Lashain's mercantile district, a half-mile distant."

I'm not quite sure... what that says about my love life

That it's in Lashain?

probably