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ALSO PLURK. Let me tell you about my evening.
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no
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Mom yelled for me to come upstairs. She needed help putting a furniture slider under her TV stand. Mine you, my mom has heavy as fuck solid wood furniture
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She CAN NOT move it alone. And it was either offer to help or deal with her when she hurt herself
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Whatever right, it will only take 30 minutes. Right?
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: MY PLURK I DO WHAT I WANT
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AND IT DID
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RIGHT UP TO THE PART WHERE I SLAMMED MY FUCKING KNEE INTO THE CEDAR CHEST
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And we had to stop for ten minutes so I could swear and catch my breath because that fucking hurt
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And I'd really like my knee to stop hurting
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Like the corner of the damned thing is what I ran my kneecap into
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yowza
StupidSexyV⚠der
At least it wasn't my toes, I'm tired of breaking them but damn yanno?
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And it's not like she unloaded it before moving it (or anything else)
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yes toes ow i did that earlier, smashed them right into the base of a metal shelf
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so lovely
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I've broken nine of the ten!
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a couple of them more than once
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Tripped over my cat once and slammed my foot into a piece of marble
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I think mine must be oddly flexible because i genuinely don't know how i got through 10+ years of dance and soccer without breaking them to bits and pieces
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unless i did and just toughed it out... which is entirely likely in retrospect
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I know i've taped them together at times lol. probably fractures/
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Probably yes!
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Most of the time I just dealt. I've had leg/foot xrays though, so the fractures have been pointed out to me
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lol yeah the only time i ever had a scan or anything done besides misc. x rays was my knee, and the doctor was like uhhh how are you walking your ACL/MCL are both toast and your femur is bruised what happened
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me lol collided with goalie oops
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after that i was just like wellllll it hurts so i could go to the doctor or just ice it
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LOL
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yeeeeeeeep
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Saaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm stop hurting yourself
StupidSexyV⚠der
It wasn't even me this time
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