[Meme] So yeah, I go by the name of Alex, not to be confused with majinken , and I'm... oh man, 5'11"-6'0? Depends on what convenience store I leave says on the door. And I weigh about 266 lbs heavy.

Which sucks because while my arms are getting toned, my waist is pretty slim, I've got everything in the gut that refuses to leave no matter what exercise or diet I use.

oh thank god I'm not the tallest one on my timeline anymore

We're tied

Timmy mah boi

taller than me, my love

let us return to the land of giants

I FINALLY KNOW YOUR NAME

ROCKSTAR Lets

moondust

nikki! I thought you knew it already.

I didn't

cry

I knew it. For probably obvious reasons.

if we meet in real life i'm just gonna stand right beside you all the time to feel small