I swear to God, if Jacuzzi doesn't tell Jack that Barbossa's hat is better, I will be disappoint.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
I swear to God, if Jacuzzi doesn't tell Jack that Barbossa's hat is better, I will be disappoint.
I swear to God, if Jacuzzi doesn't tell Jack that Barbossa's hat is better, I will be disappoint.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
You're hat is stupid.
Puliway
Hahaha
Puliway
Uh, Barb's had is like 10x better
Puliway
hat*
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
LIES.
Puliway
c'mon now
Puliway
lets be realsies
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
Lies and slander.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
TRUTH
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
LIES.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
TRUTH.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
LIES, SLANDER AND CALUMNY.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THOSE WORDS MEAN
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
OF COURSE I DO.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
PROVE IT
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
THEY ALL MEAN YOU'RE WRONG.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
e.e
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Also.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
I can honestly say that Barbossa's not sure who he wants to throatpunch more: Hook. Or Jack.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
I think Hook might actually be winning.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
Oh, that's a nice change.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Right?
MOVINGTOPYRATE
I think he thinks Hook's face is more smug.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
And therefore needs more punching.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
Well Jack just flailed because of a monkey.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
He did. And it was hysterical.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
What if he get monkey cooties from this???
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
Monkey cooties, Hector.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Monkey cooties aren't real.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
Are so.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Are not.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
Are too.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
ARE NOT Now apologize to poor Rose.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
NEVER.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
That's it.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Rose is going to love Jack forever.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
akfdslkfj Nooooooooooo
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
I do want that to happen, though.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Yes.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
He wears pretty things in his hair.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
He's so much more interesting than Barbossa is.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Oh no you don't.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
I see where this is going.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
/innocent look
MOVINGTOPYRATE
N O P E
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
I have no idea what you're talking about.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Oh, of course not.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
None. Zero. Zip.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Uh huh.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
c:
MOVINGTOPYRATE
>:c
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
Oh come now. I didn't even do anything.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Yet.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
That's beside the point.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
That is the point.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
You can't be mad at me for something I haven't done.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
If it's going to happen, it still counts.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
If.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Exactly, if.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
If means might not and you can't be mad if I might not do something.
Puliway
Jacuzzi's just vaguely dissapointed
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
At what?
Puliway
At there being 3 pirates in the mansion and yet not one of them has whipped out an eyepatch, a peg leg, or a parrot.
Puliway
(Hector's got a monkey though, so he's pretty cool.)
MOVINGTOPYRATE
...Jacuzzi, bb.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Hope on your very life Barbossa is never updated to OST.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
Awwwww.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Hope that.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
I was gonna saw, Barbossa does eventually have a peg leg.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
say*
Puliway
eventually
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
And Jack knows someone who has a parrot?
Puliway
... I imagine Miria and Issac must have, at SOME point, gone out costumed as pirates.
Puliway
for now he'll just continue to fanboy, though.
for now he'll just continue to fanboy, though.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Yeah, but we don't want peg leg Barbossa.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
He's twice as batshit by that point.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
That's very true.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Seriously, he ran out of fucks to give.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
Unlike Jack, who thought he ran out of fucks to give.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
But then Will got stabbed by Davy Jones and it turned out that oops, that was not the case.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Right?
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Poison toads.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
C'mon, Barbossa.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
C'mon.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
What was the thought process that went into that?
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
Like, I'm going to kill Blackbeard. But not just with my sword. From a sword that's covered in poison, yes, that's very Shakespeare. Now, where do I get poison? Oh, I know. Poison toads.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
Like... ?????
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Well.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
You have to admit, it's pretty clever.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
It's a.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Very much ace in the whole that he didn't even try to hide. He told Jack about it.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
...hole not whole.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
That's true. Knowing full well that Jack, who was obviously working with Blackbeard, could tell him about it.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Yep.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
But I think he figured he wouldn't give Blackbeard that edge.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Not after he told him what really happened to the Pearl.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
Oh, no.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
Jack heard about the Pearl and had no regrets about killing Blackbeard.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Right?
MOVINGTOPYRATE
And it also gave him a huge edge on Blackbeard.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
None whatsoever.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
It did.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
He knows with that peg leg he doesn't have quite the mobility that he did before.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
(He still kicked ass, though, Idec.)
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
I mean, crazy idea or not, it still worked.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
But he didn't have to win, just draw blood.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
He did still kick ass.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
Which is a lot more likely in a sword fight.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
And it's not like it was even spur of the moment.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Lmao, "Can't an older man have a hobby?"
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Poor gibbs.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
Poor Gibbs puts up with so much.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
From both of them.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Lmao, the part that.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Got me. Was when they were freaking out about White Cap Bay.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
AND WHO DOES BARBOSSA WANT TO SPEAK UP?
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Poor Gibbs. Lore master.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
Well, it's not even the first time Barbossa's done that.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Nope.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
That's why it kind of.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
In AWE, Will asks Barbossa about the green flash, and Barbossa turns to Gibbs to explain.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Made me lol.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
And then Pintel cut Gibbs off and Gibbs was not pleased.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
LMAO right?
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
That made me lol
MOVINGTOPYRATE
HE STOLE GIBBS' THUNDER
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
HE DID
MOVINGTOPYRATE
It was great.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
These movies, man.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
I can't.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
I just love them so much.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Right? I just.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
Have you scene the deleted scene with Jack and Beckett?
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
That's legit one of my favorite deleted scenes.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Yes.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
For some reason I hadn't seen it until a few days ago.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
And you know, I hate that it was cut because it actually explained a little.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
It explains so much.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Right?
MOVINGTOPYRATE
"People aren't cargo, mate." Jaaaaack. /lays down
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
That's my favorite liiiiiiiiiiiiine.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
I just. Warm fuzzy Jack feelings all over the place.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
I adore that he hates the idea of slaves.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
This.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
Like, so much he would go against Beckett.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
And it makes sense, too, with his big push for freedom.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
Yeah.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
At one point, Beckett was trying to find this magical island and had a slave he thought belonged to that island.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
And so he gave the slave to Jack, in hopes Jack would seduce the answer out of her.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
But instead, Jack brought her home and refused to tell Beckett the location of the island.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
MOVINGTOPYRATE
He's just so.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Idk.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
Right?
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Such a good guy, really deep down.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
If that makes sense.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
That's why Beckett made Jack transport the slaves. Because he was pissed Jack wouldn't tell him the location of the islane.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
He is such a good guy, though. He has morals and he sticks to them.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
He does, as annoying as they must be sometimes.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
Oh, he hates them. But he can't get rid of them, either.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
And then Teague had a line that I like to think really stuck with Jack.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
"It's not about living forever, Jackie. It's about living with yourself forever.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Yes.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Lmao, I love how.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Teague and Barbossa pretty much gave him the same speech, too, but Teague's was. Idk.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
More powerful?
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
Yeah.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
Well, and I think Jack just... respects Teague more? And Teague has all the experience and wisdom to back up a statement that powerful.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Teague hasn't been resurrected, either.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
So that talk coming from Barbossa is cheap, really, since he's had a second chance.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
That too, yeah.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
And also got his chance at being immortal.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
He did.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
I mean, Barbossa's speech did what Barbossa wanted it to do. It got Jack to agree to go to the Brethren Court.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
It did.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
Teague didn't have any ulterior motives behind his.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Exactly.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
He was just looking out for Jack.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Which...You know. Feels.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
I have so many Teague feels.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
Just, the amount of respect and almost hero worship Jack has for Teague.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
That's why Jack wanted to be a Captain. Because Teague was one.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Right?
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
I also like to think that Teague gave Jack his hat. Which is why he loves it so much.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
dfklsjf 
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
I have a lot of Teague feels.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Just. Ow.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
Just... around the time when Jack came back from the EITC and was a Captain and was a Pirate Lord and had the Pearl and was, you know. Doing good for himself. And Teague was finally ready to announce and
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
admit Jack was his son. Probably went out to buy him a Captain's hat and I just.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
/buries self in hole
MOVINGTOPYRATE
.../lays down
MOVINGTOPYRATE
O-oh.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
And that's my headcanon.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
/covers face
MOVINGTOPYRATE
It is beautiful headcanon.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
I just. I really love Teague, okay?
MOVINGTOPYRATE
No, no, Teague is wonderful.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
There's also this picture: 
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
That makes me think that, at some point, Jack at least tried to learn how to play. Because Teague plays.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
...Yes, good. ;;
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
I'm sure Jack wouldn't be the best ever omg, but he might know how to play a few simple chords with varying degrees of success.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
Bless him. ;;
MOVINGTOPYRATE
I can see it.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
Hero worship, I'm telling you.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
It's...Kind of cute, honestly.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
Isn't it?
MOVINGTOPYRATE
I just.
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
Like, man, I can imagine a younger Jack just... following Teague around like a little lost puppy.
MOVINGTOPYRATE
...;;
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
I just...
Dᴇᴠɪʟs Tʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ
/lays down
MOVINGTOPYRATE
/joins