If you're gonna try and start a conversation with me, don't just say "hi" or similar, because I will ignore you.

"hi"

Ok, but If you're gonna try and start a plurk with me, don't just say "If you're gonna try and start a conversation with me, don't just say "hi" or similar, because I will ignore you.", because I may ignore you

Squeak =^..^= :

Well, what do we say then?

some sort of substance following the greeting

like "Hi how've you been" or "Can you help me out with <x>"

"hi" hot fudge

Yeah. That makes sense. <x> can be difficult. A lot of people need helping out with <x>.

I don't like the smile thing. If your gonna rp, then do it and do it right.

I need help with <x>. Can someone help me out with my <x>?

I don't like that it's pointy on either side..

Ooh, maybe (x) ? Yes! (x) works! I got it guys! nm!

so I'm not allowed to pull your tail anymore?

I formally with to begin a conversation with you, do you accept?

wish*

Hi