marital...status and history?

huh. Madoka is single and technically died a virgin

Kayneth was betrothed and died without consummation (headcanon: died a virgin)

Satsuki had a crush who ignored her for a hot blond and also died a virgin

....current app trend

nods somberly

Now I need a fourth and this can be a full-on pattern. Died virgi—I don't want to app Kamina

...but I could possibly work my way up to Levi Toular/Mai.

...Kayneth the virgin

why am I laughing so hard?

Because I like to twist knives in my muses.