Dɪɴɢʏ Bɪʀᴅ
So I bought crickets for my co-worker. He's not picking them up til tomorrow. There are a 1000 chirping crickets in my room.
Dɪɴɢʏ Bɪʀᴅ
i don't want my roommates bitching about crickets
Dɪɴɢʏ Bɪʀᴅ
yeah me too /sob
Dɪɴɢʏ Bɪʀᴅ
i'd put them outside but i'd kill them /scowl
Dɪɴɢʏ Bɪʀᴅ
it's way too early in the morning for me to know who that is
Dɪɴɢʏ Bɪʀᴅ
pfft
Mica
Isn't there some trick about refrigerating crickets or...
Mica
or something
Mica
to make them hibernate
Dɪɴɢʏ Bɪʀᴅ
you can keep crickets in semi chilled temperatures for a short time
Dɪɴɢʏ Bɪʀᴅ
but not something like overnight
Dɪɴɢʏ Bɪʀᴅ
they will appear dead but can come back, sometimes
Dɪɴɢʏ Bɪʀᴅ
The Captain
someone could do a documentary on justine putting up with the crickets
The Captain
I'm the most helpful at 230am
Dɪɴɢʏ Bɪʀᴅ
get out all of you
Mica
new hit reality tv
Mica
THREE ROOMMATES
Mica
TEN
Mica
THOUSAND
Mica
CRICKETS
Mica
(intro music plays)
The Captain
This is the Justine in her natural habitat. We have introduced a thousand crickets in a box in the corner. Let us see how she progresses...
Dɪɴɢʏ Bɪʀᴅ
i'm going to sleep before this gets out of hand
The Captain
And the wild justine readies for bed. The sound of chirps are relentless. Will it disturb her slumber?