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[gyakusai] have i ever mentioned how torn i am between klavollo and klema.
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can i just
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ship them both 
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it's depressing
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i almost always ship the defense with the prosecution. 
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okay i should probably go to bed, i'm straying into 'my life isn't gay enough' territory again 
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then again our pointy haired homo could be gay for the hobo 
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OKAY YEAH
Jolly Manticore
There is nothing wrong with shipping both. No one ever said you had to pick. SO SHIP IT ALL
Jolly Manticore
I never liked the idea of having to ship just one thing, so I ship all the things
Jolly Manticore
Because I love Klapollo, while loving to play out creepy Gavincest.
Jolly Manticore
but at the same time I also like Klavier and Daryan, and Apollo and Hobo!Nick.
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and Ema/Apollo
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...shit I like Klavier with just about anyone
Jolly Manticore
if I can see it working then I say DO WANT
Jolly Manticore
In my world everyone is bi and shipping conflicts with similar characters are solved with threesomes.
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yesssss this
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although honestly I don't quite ship Klavier/Ema because I don't think her tsundere toward him has enough dere to demonstrate genuine interest?
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It's still possible, but it'd take more work than most people seem to acknowledge
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...I do ship Ema/Daryan, though, so I could just be biased
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anyway, Ema is Klavier's most likely het ship, which is probably a lot of why it's so popular regardless
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I crack-ship him with Lamiroir, at least partly because I love the idea of him dating Apollo later and freaking out when he finds out about spoilers
Jolly Manticore
Oh lol yes
Jolly Manticore
But yeah, the dislike is why I find Klavier and Ema iffy. Plus, I kind of like that dynamic better. More amusing.
Jolly Manticore
and Daryan and Ema is just so much more awesome because of a raging contrast in personalities.
Jolly Manticore
...that and Ive read more awesome Ema/Daryan's than Ema/Klaviers.
Jolly Manticore
...and one amusing Ema/Apollo.
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Screams oh my god klamiroir would be awesome
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I'm just saying, the lyrics of the song they wrote together are not precisely innocent, okay?
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but yeah, AA series in general is a bit hard up for female love interests
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so I can see why Klema happens? But it's not a great instant personality match
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Mind you, Klavier will date pretty much anyone who expresses interest at least once. It's like Anything That Moves, only instead of sleeping with them he'll take them out to dinner and show them a good time
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the man just likes attention
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Ema, however, I see as being rather more picky
Jolly Manticore
Ema would also dislike Klavier simply because she prefers Edgeworth y/n?
Indi
this is a fair point!
Jolly Manticore
Yeah. So that'd be a huge wedge in the pairing because Ema's like BOOOO YOU'LL NEVER BE EDGEWORTH -ANGRY MUNCHING-
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Not that it isn't doable, either, because it totally is
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just requires Ema mellowing out a bit and Klavier to stop enjoying riling her up
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Because he so does. All attention is good attention.
Jolly Manticore
Yeah, like you said it'd take a lot of work
Jolly Manticore
and Klavier is attention starved forever
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Headcanon says he was the accidental baby of the family
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and his parents tended to forget he existed when they were focused on Kris
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...which is probably for the best, considering how Kris turned out
Jolly Manticore
Yeeaaaahhh...about that.