Twitter, I have a crack RP account that I used for about a week in 2009 and then never touched again

why do you think I care about "what's happening on Twitter"?

I think it's time you let me go

somebody that I used to know

guess it didn't need my love

I treat it like a stranger

going with that analogy it's like we had one date that was fun but not really repeat-worthy, and they've been obsessed ever since

Ugh I.HAVE THIS PROBLEM TOO

Facebook feels that way about me and my 10-year-old long-canceled account. :|

they want you to experience the joys of timeline