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YEAAAAAH FULL VERSION IS OUT. Fuck you, ME1, I've got PRIORITIES here. Also, liveplurk up in hurr. If there's any Okosan routes, I am ALL over those first.
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Okay so first I think I have to stop some CHRISTMAS TREE THIEVES or something
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Also, this will never get old https://images.plurk.com/67yJdJkSPwgYjcE74TQPO9.jpg
twaaaaang♪
Eeee
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OH NO, RABU. At... least your phone is okay?
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fffff I missed the chance to screencap, but Rabu is fine, they just "got him from behind"
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whoa, there was a random OBJECTION bubble in the style of Phoenix Wright, but it flashed by too quickly
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best otome protagonist
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here we go
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man, I love lines like this
hotline
eeeeeeeeeee
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you tell them, Sakuya
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https://images.plurk.com/3MyHtSmkxus4He6qFODnjF.jpg RACISM? IN HATOFUL BOYFRIEND? Of course, Sakuya has always kind of been that way (he hails from France in spite of having a Japanese given name, go figure)
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FUCK YES
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HOLY SHIT, he said something BESIDES coo
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BEST FUCKING BIRD. Jesus Christ why is he so adorable.
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but arrrrrrrg the ground is covered with snow (in real life) so I need to shovel. people who never have snow should be grateful, brb.
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okay so some random dude with a shovel attached to the truck was awesome and shoveled out our driveway, which probably saved me and my brother about a half an hour of shoveling. He left as soon as he was done
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though, before I could offer him any money
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still, it's things like that which makes my view of humanity a lot more positive than most people
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anyway, back to birds
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now if I ever app Okosan to somewhere, I want it to be some place with a mall
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noooo I wanted an explanation as to why Okosan hangs in department stores
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haaaaahahahaha man I wish all department store workers had to wear a fancy tie like that
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JESUS so much oppression in this game
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but the bigger question is
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why the hell do they let Okosan hang in there
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well, I guess he IS a gangsta pigeon
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BEST OTOME PROTAGONIST
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WHY DID THEY NOT ANSWER THIS QUESTION
Pensulliwen
Oh my god is it Christmas again
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IT IS IN HATOFUL LAND
Pensulliwen
IT MUST BE HERE TOO
Pensulliwen
/SITS.
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nope, it's ALMOST Christmas
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hahaha man this store is the bitchiest. they're speciest (is that even a word) against humans but display clothes that would be better suited for humans
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oh my god, apparently Ryouta dresses up as Santa with a miniskirt at his work during the holidays
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i love this game
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ryouta is a bro, man
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. they keep bouncing everywhere
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and Okosan wasn't even behind this, I am SHOCKED
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I couldn't think of a more apt description, tbh
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I love how aware of itself this game is
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LAUGHING
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Hmm... I can choose to go to the council room or the library. Which probably means I can either talk to Sakuya or Nageki
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But we haven't seen Nageki yet, let's go visit him
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well about the only thing that happened there is that I gave him a disposable pocket warmer... even though Nageki is a ghost
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oh god OH GOD
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of course
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gdi now dance of the sugar plum fairy is playing and it's still fucking creepy thanks to this guy
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and he's so disappointed that there isn't actually a corpse in the room
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:|
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NONONONO
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it's times like these when I need that emote of the person pulling their head away from the computer screen
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ffffff now he's asking if I have any food allergies
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I told him I didn't and then he walked away with a smug expression
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WHAT DOES HE KNOW THAT I DON'T
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oh my god, Sakuya has a CROW butler
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pffffft I get it
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I... I love this game
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and all because they want to steal Sakuya's christmas tree
twaaaaang♪
Ighdfdng
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oh man now I need to fight them, but I have to choose between "Fist of the Teenage Girl" and "Mailbox Attack"
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It's been proven that the protag is pretty fierce for a teenage girl, so let's go with the first
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FUCK YEAH
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aw it didn't do anything
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LAUGHING
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what a man
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FOR ONCE
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this game is so weird
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as if this situation couldn't get any worse
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NONONONO
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and this is all over a christmas tree
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...huh. Apparently Shuu was experimenting around with allergies that the two little birds had and was able to discover that they had pollen allergies, so he constructed a sort of tear gas bomb that only affets
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affects people with pollen allergies, which were the thieves.
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So FOR ONCE, the doctor was actually not being a complete psycho killer
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But the doctor is still grumpy for some reason
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Oh man, one of the little bird's name is Miru.
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databomb YOU'RE A BIRD IN THIS
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A little moe christmas tree thief bird, I can't think of anything more appropriate tbh
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oh geez, I get the feeling that this is going to get depressing fast
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8(
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of course shuu is behind it
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oh it wasn't him
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NO, DON'T DO IT
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EXACTLY
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baw apparently Ryouta's late father took care of Miru and Kaku and gave them decent christmases
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oh my god
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fffff since he's taken over in caring for Miru and Kaku, he just decorated his office that way so that they wouldn't bother anyone else. WHY WAS THIS STORY SO WEIRDLY CUTE.
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okay onto the next story, it looks like it has to do with Anghel or however you spell his name
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You know, I think that this was the story in the demo
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but this is still glorious
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I think I'm gonna speed through this, since I've played it alread
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y
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this is still an awesome sequence of events
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fangirls are legitimately used as a last resort attack in this story
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and then Okosan saves the day with Miru and Kaku
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okay onto the third story
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I think this is a Nageki story
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Okosan :-(
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I don't even know what that isssssss
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something to do with dogs?
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oh man, I'm keeping this in mind for the next time I play him in epicmafia
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Okosan can see GHOSTS, man I want to app him to a horror game so badly that DOESN'T require humanization
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Okosan is PURE HEARTED
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actually that makes a lot of sense
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oh... suddenly me and Nageki are on a train going through outer space
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this doesn't surprise me nearly as much as it should
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oh, it's a dream
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man this shit has gotten really trippy, all of the sudden
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man, these backgrounds are really cool
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but apparently this is the Holiday Star and we're on the way to meet the king of the star
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oh man
Pensulliwen
Those are legitimately really pretty :-o
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I KNOW
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HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET HERE
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apparently they're hungry, so they're going to this restaurant where people keep disappearing from
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...I should have KNOWN Shuu was behind this
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So first you have to clean yourself and then cover yourself with a "cream"
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haha and then rub salt on your body
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Shuu, you creepy fuck
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RIGHT GOLDEN LIGHTNING SPIRAL KICK GO
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and he dodged it
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fuuuuuuuuuu and I became sashimi
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WHAT
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oh. okay I guess I was supposed to go with the uppercut...?
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okay time to skip through this story again then
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oh right, I have to do the left uppercut, because Shuu is paralyzed on his right side
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holy shit, who is this positively posh bird
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aw they didn't even give him a name
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So apparently there's gardens that blow up on this star
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pffft it was Yuuya, because he couldn't find the entrance to the garden
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FUCK YES I know what's coming already
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wow damn, it really IS a mountain of pudding
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oh my god
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of course
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oh man, SHAKING AND CRYING is a canon thing in this
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Huh. Apparently it's a neverending dream. AND THAT'S THE END.
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OKAY LAST STORY I hope this is a Okosan themed story
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I don't think it's an Okosan themed story. Everyone who wasn't in the dream is trying to wake everyone else up
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so apparently the moon in the real world transformed into this
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oh man, yes
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So the story told about something that THE OKOSAN wanted very much, so he ran to the very ends of the earth to get it, but he fell in a hole and everyone forgot him. :<
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And then Okosan kept proclaiming himself as the god of Mount Pudding, but Nageki and Bird Fucker convinced Okosan that a benevolent god must listen to the voices of the common people
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and he replied with that
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haha and this is Bird Fucker convincing Okosan that this is the FALSE PUDDING https://images.plurk.com/70i4sJcYYUysiQqg2DmppS.jpg
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huh, this is actually good stuff to know.
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And then Bird Fucker was almost beheaded by a bear trap that Shuu put on the CEILING
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But Shuu is the only person that doesn't care if he's forever trapped in a dream world, because then he'd forever be in a state of thought and that idea is pure bliss to him.
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what a weirdo
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geez, the story got really dark all of the sudden
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apparently The King was formally a suicidal bird in his life and met some other bird that also wanted to die. But then when they were taking some sort of pill to off themselves, the other bird didn't take it
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and instead stole the guy's wallet and was all "SEE YOU LATER, FUCKER"
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Jesus, this game is really creepy now
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the king keeps trying to get everyone to join conciousnesses with it
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how the fuck do you even pluralize that word
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OKOSAN SAVES THE FUCKING DAY AGAIN
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https://images.plurk.com/GDj8L0a1A0DfMEKVc9Wqv.jpg
YEAH MOTHERFUCKER
𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖑𝖆
oh my god i can't stop laughing
𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖑𝖆
all of this
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this is pretty amazing ngl
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also, I think the fucking posh bird from earlier is Ryouta's dad, but he can't really remember anything, so he's giving everyone cryptic advice
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Shuu is being a shit, being the only one that doesn't want to help fight this creepy ass King
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Because he just cannot spare a fuck to give
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nope here he is, saving the day a second time with some kind of chemical smells "unhealthy"
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While Sakuya is like LOSING HIS SHIT because of his weird hero crush on the doctor
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But yeah, basically Nageki BURNED THE SHIT out of everything and things went to normal. Or as normal as a scene can go where Ryouta's dad guides the lost souls to a train and has heartwarming talks with Shuu
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and Ryouta and everything is back to the status quo.
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Okay the first one was kind of lame, but this second one has to to with ALBERT THE BUTLER
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I AM READY FOR THIS
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OH MAN apparently ALBERT THE BUTLER is actually an ASSASSIN
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I KNEW this bird was fucking badass
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But Sakuya just hired him to capture Miru and Kaku alive, because they keep infiltrating his bathroom
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Man, I wonder if Moa made an alternate human form for Albert too
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That was a pretty cool little story. Apparently Albert was hired by one of Sakuya's stepmoms to kill Sakuya, because she was afraid of Sakyua taking over the household over her own child, but then things
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happened and Sakuya wound up hiring Albert to kill Sakuya himself, but only when he gave the signal. So by doing that, he keeps him as a butler while making sure that no one else will hire him to kill him again
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"His mom" is the best character name ever
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but holy shit, how does Anghel's mom deal with him
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I always thought that Anghel was an orphan or something
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ffff it was just a story of Anghel dramatically trying to fight sleep, but failing
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Oh, I think I know why Okosan hangs in department stores now; they provide beans for the Hatoful version of Valentine's day
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EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW this is why he's let into the high class stores. Bitches can't be more gangsta than Okosan
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haha man, Tohri is so butthurt about never getting any beans, that he bought out all the beans everywhere so that no one else can buy beans for anyone
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But then Bird Fucker gave him some courtesy beans and he was all tsun about it
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Oh, oh, I can actually choose routes in this story!
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OKOSAN ROUTE ALL THE WAY
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BIRD LOVIN' WITH BIRDS. But OKOSAN HAS A HUMAN FORM? I'm... intrigued. I always pick the bird forms, but I am INTRIGUED.
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THIS IS BETTER THAN BIRD FORM
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just posting this here, so I have icon material for when I switch back to my newer computer
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OKOSAN FLAPS HIS WINGS
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aw it didn't last long
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SHUU ROUTE THEN
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man I want to see if he has awesome winter attire in human form too
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LOOK AT THAT BITCHIN' TRENCHCOAT but... it isn't the same without the fatbird
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He's just at the shrine because he's SO EXCITED because he again heard that there was a corpse around
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And then he suggested that Bird Fucker should be a rotting corpse to offer to the gods
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SO FUCKING CREEPY
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NONONONONO
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Okay... Anghel next I guess
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I just want to see everyone's winter attire
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I think Anghel is wearing the same thing as he usually does, but it's kind of neat that he has different facial expressions and stuff
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ok...ay. RACIST BIRD THEN
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FUCKING POSH
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okay, I think I like Sakuya's route the best so far, it ended with him wanting to throw heavy silver coins at people, thinking it'd be lethal
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YUUYA NEXT
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this... almost looks like something I'd wear, tbh
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what a cutie
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LET'S DO THIS
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of course
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oh, Albert does have a humanized form https://images.plurk.com/5SwGGubQw3jXOLFtxQMPsZ.jpg
I'm a little disappointed, tbh. I was hoping he'd look older
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OKAY I think I'm done here
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