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[ax] Alistair @ open post
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space 101 dalmatians
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space mulan in which he gets a huge crush on mulan
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OMG I JUST THOUGHT OF THE BEST MOVIE
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THE LAST UNICORN
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alistair crying about the last unicorn
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oh no but i want something related to war so he'll sob harder
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no mat, think funny
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john egbert ridiculous
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nothing too serious or pretentious because he'll end up sleeping halfway through
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or cartoons i guess. alistair would love cartoons.
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HOW ABOUT
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SPACE BAMBI
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at some point he'll omit "DON'T TALK ABOUT BAMBI LIKE THAT"
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and it'll be the best thing ever
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DECISION REACHED /edits plurk
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also, unrelated to movies but alistair is a health nut and frequents the gym and is probably more ripped than some trainers
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which makes it more hilarious because he's so huge and manly looking
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YOU'RE AWFUL
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YOU SHOULD SEE HIM WHEN HE'S INSPIRING AND MACHO AS KING OK NOT
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CRYING OVER BAMBI
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CAN
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DAYLEN
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WATCH SPACE BAMBI WITH HIM
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so they can both be enchanted and then horrified and then enchanted again
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YES OMFG
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ALISTAIR WILL REMIND IT AND TRY NOT TO SPOIL
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SO DAYLEN COULD END UP SOBBING GROSSLY LIKE HIM
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OH NO WAIT
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WAIT
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WAIT
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DAYLEN AND ALISTAIR NEED TO WATCH
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SPACE LION KING
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I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KING
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OMG
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AND DADDY DYING DKFJGNDIFGJ
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dkasl;kapogkasl;kgsg
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emotionally manipulative moving drawing animals
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shrieks
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loghain is now scar
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omg yes
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Alistair is cute space Simba
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he is
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and that will make him cry harder
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HA HA HA HAWKE SHOULD WALK IN ON THEM LIKE
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WITH DAYLEN HUGGING ALISTAIR WHILE HE PRETENDS HE ISNT UGLYCRYING
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hawke keeps walking in the worst times
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she could've walked in while alistair is at the gym but noooo
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Hawke you just dont understand
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she has to walk in when they're crying about woodland animals
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YEAH I WOULDN'T COUNT ON HER CRYING
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alistair will assume she has no love and compassion in her heart
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AWFIL
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*AWFUL
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Daylen will get all shiny eyed but not cry, he doesnt do actual tear-shedding. He does GRIM DEFIANCE OF SADNESS
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screw you guys
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Daylen at least gives hugs! He doesnt mock
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stupid amells
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do you not want his hugs Alistair
do you not want his hugs Alistair
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he can kiss it better if you like would that help....
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OH...
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HAHA OH GOD Daylen like, hugging Alistair soothingly and in what in his mind is sort of a comforting motherly way and then like
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pressing a kiss to the top of Alistair's head and being all YOU ARE A GOOD KING DONT WORRY
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while Alistair is just all
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////// oh....
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accidentally feeding Alistair's giant Complex
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TRYING TO ENJOY THE MOVIE WITHOUT YOUR STUPID DISTRACTING MASCULINE WILES OK
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his unhealthy codependence
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(because let us be honest Alistair really has a complex about parental figures)
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omg yeah
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Which Daylen will be continually feeding by indulging Alistair and mommying him
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goddamn it
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KING'S NEED HUGS TOO
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nah he's hardened so it's cool, he can be as self-indulgent as he wants
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hawke you're awful
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my mind just descended completely into the gutter at 'Alistair is hardened' and now I can't climb out help
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"hardened" is the most unfortunate game term. it's true.
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JFLSKG;LKS;G
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hawke you should keep trying to fluster him
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true
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alistair is the easiest target
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God I just had the most
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awful mental image for a moment
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fffft no like
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CRY of like Alistair squirmed up against Daylen while he just cuddles him and is all 'sshhhh good boy'
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SUDDENLY THIS COMPLEX JUST WENT KINKY PLACES
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i can get down with that threesome but i'm not sure anders would approve JACK GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER
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ALISTAIR BLATANTLY HAS A THING FOR PEOPLE APPROVING OF HIS ACTIONS, ESPECIALLY MENTORY OR PARENTAL FIGURES
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I BET ITS TOTALLY A KINK HE HAS
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omg fksl;akgk
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Be a good boy Alistair, let Daylen take care of you
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and do as you're told
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why is that suddenly kinky i hate you so much
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Because it totally is
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( I can totally see Alistair letting Daylen dom him )
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failaga: WOW I CAN GET BEHIND THIS
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shaunmatthew: fksa;glaskg;kasgsg
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great
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i totally can 
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oh you definitely can /coughs
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YEAH LMFAO MY HAWKE TOO
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awkwardly hits on hawke
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that's him
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the adorable, hunky warden king
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IF SHE LAUGHS
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SHE MIGHT AS WELL HAVE SHOT AN ARROW AT HIS DICK
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ALISTAIR THINKS THE SAME THING
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THEY CAN AWKWARDLY THINK THEY'RE UNATTRACTIVE TOGETHER
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bethany is hot though alistair will concede to this
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that's alistair
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he rolls with the punches
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great 
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ffffft i was thinking of apping the unicorn to this game 
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lkgsd;khpodskh;lsdkh
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do it
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do it
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look at all these people supporting your decision
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clearly you have to do it
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oh god Alistair watching space dalmatians <3 I love you so much
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MAYBE she's be so upset at being human it would be disgustingly fun. ANYWAYS CARRY ON I JUST PIPED IN BECAUSE IT WAS MENTIONED
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HE'S NOT WATCHING SPACE DALMATIANS YET
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Anders has no problem w/ threesome as long as he gets to watch
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he's watching space bambi and he should watch space dalmatians soon
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I mean okay Amell and Hawke are cousins but what, do you think cousins don't get married in the Anderfels
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it's between her and isabela 
okay i'm off
okay i'm off
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they're mountain people
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Anders grew up in the space appalachians
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alistair will eat up all the animation movies
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: ISABELA THOUGH...
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: wow hot
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... not the space appalachians, the thedosian ones. dammit I am saying space about everything now
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you people
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YEAH SO YOU SEE THE PROBLEM....
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YEAH....
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space appalachians though
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if there were space appalachians Anders would be afraid he might run into his parents
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whom he hates
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they'd be ... his space parents
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gs;lksaopgkl
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looks exactly like his actual parents except with tentacles
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I ship everything horrible
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hawke look whos hitting on your sister
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sighs dreamily I've always had a yen for Alistair/Bethany
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like, warden!Alistair who wasn't a king COULD HAVE MET WARDEN BETHANY okay
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yEAH ME TOO
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THEY'D BE SO CUTE
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they're both such softhearted sunshiney cuties
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i know kfals;kg
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switches ax ship allegiance
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daylen/hawke/anders, alistair/bethany, morrigan/daylen/alistair, isabela/whoever she wants
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THESE SHIPS ARE PERFECT OMFG
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morrigan/daylen/alistair is totally a thing
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the hms maury is their ship name
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daylen/hawke/anders is clearly hms space appalachia
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alistair/hawke would be adorable b/c constant trolling
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hms maury fsa;lgk
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THEY ARE ADORABLE RIGHT NOW
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like ... hawke trolls anders but anders used to BE a troll before justice got him all sobered up. so he's somewhat inoculated. alistair EVEN HARDENED has no defense against the trolling
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i want alistair to think the hawke sibs are both hot
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and then find out they're sisters
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I was totally telling Sam yesterday that the ax da cast is a harem
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NOW DO YOU BELIEVE ME SAM
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fksal;kgl;askg YES IT IS
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ordinarily this stuff is just ooc joking BUT IN THIS GAME IT IS IC
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EVERYONE IS KISSING EVERYONE
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OR AT LEAST HITTING ON EVERYONE
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or has kissed, or will kiss, or is knocked up with someone's ogb
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isabela will fit in perfect
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fksaolg;kasgkas;g
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yep exactly. THAT IS THE DIFFERENCE
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I love how it capitalizes on Bioware's "everyone is bi everyone is attracted to everyone else" game mechanics
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and TAKES IT ALL LITERALLY
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isabela would fit in perfectly in our cast tbh
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seriously I've never been able to play actual functioning polyamory before -- people just do ships and that's it
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so this is beaut
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fsaklg;askg functioning polyamory
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IT SORT OF IS, HUH
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isabela would just hit on everyone slash try to make everyone uncomfortable 
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...oh my god alistair doesn't even have his virginity to take anymore /face in hands
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maury took it I mean morrigan
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morrigan has it and she doesn't even have it in this game.
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i am kind of stalking their cr to see if alistair tells her /chin in hands
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SOMEDAY
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i love alistair and morrigan fks;alkg
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IT'S GOING TO SLIP OUT AND HE'LL PROBABLY BE LIKE "MY CHILD" and then morrigan pukes in his shoes or something