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[rp] It seems my lovely Wolfbat is going to have his first death soon.
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His idiotic one-track mind is probably about to land him in bed with a succubus.
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I tried to warn him but he was just like "haha mun fuck off imma get LAID"
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what kind of idiot just starts making out with a girl who walked into the room and insulted him that is ALL SHE DID AND HE DECIDED HE WANTED TO BANG HER
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Well to be fair he's got no idea what she is. After this, though, I'm sure he'll think twice (or about 20 times) before getting anywhere near a vagina again
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Well he knows -she's- not a succubus. Despite being scared shitless of Azula, he might go for her, if only to make sure she doesn't kill him for refusing her.
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I'm laughing really hard at the idea of those two 'experimenting' omg
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Pfffft
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softie how, exactly?
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/hides in fear D:
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TBH he might not mind the -hair- part once he figures out what she wants for her hair. And he might enjoy the escort part once he stops cringing in fear. Foot thing, maybe not so much.
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Well, that's good, at least
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Yeah, she's seemed pretty friendly so far. He's just so used to the horror stories about her.
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...Well that's probably unavoidable at some point
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He'll say something stupid
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Hopefully that'll be warning enough for him
|ヽ(･ ° ▿ζ° )ﾉ|
Tahno
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Yessss?
|ヽ(･ ° ▿ζ° )ﾉ|
look at your body
|ヽ(･ ° ▿ζ° )ﾉ|
look at your choices
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Lancer slept with Catarina because he has enough energy to keep up
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I never said he was a smart one
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at least when it comes to attractive ladies
|ヽ(･ ° ▿ζ° )ﾉ|
yeah, but you can at least be stupid and...strong enough to keep up
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Yeah I'm sure he'll keep up for about ten minutes and then just be out
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IDK man he takes people out in a matter of minutes, usually. He's not used to being the one who has to keep up.
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Probending matches don't seem to last long
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(though I suppose his stamina in bed is a completely different story soooo)
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Either way I'm p sure Lancer has more energy than Tahno
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...was that an inuendo
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weLL THEN
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ngl he likes to be dominated so i don't think he'd actually mind that
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probably. Especially if he 'forgets' to mention the rules, even if that's for his own purposes
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That's true
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but I can't tell if he's going to explain all of the rules in full yet. He's on the fence about it.
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...He's decided he will tell her all the rules. Cheating can wait, supposedly.
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To be expected. He'll probably attempt to fuck with her eventually, too, once he figures out she's not an immortal monster woman.
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Well, that should be interesting. Hopefully she'll actually punish him, because eventually glaring might lose its grip on him. Because he's a dense idiot sometimes.