Papirini
Ok I had to leave the movie early. I AM DISAPPOINT RZA
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Its a martial arts story with a black dude fleeing from slavery in Qing China with Russell Crowe
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HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO MAKE THAT BORING
Papirini
HOW!?!?!
CricketMomJenn
.... Wow.
Airdra
...that seems like that would take amazing amounts of talent in the field of boring. o.o
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I know, right?
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I mean, the characters were barely developed and the plot was just....boring
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RZA's character was not main character material and was...boring
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And two of the characters I was actually interested in seeing be developed get killed in the first twenty minutes
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BORING
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Seriously, the plot of the movie should have been
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Two of the Emperor's best assassins and a opium-addicted Englishman join forces and defend a trove of gold from bandits
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Inside a restaurant
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Just the three of them versus dozens of clan bandits
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And the blacksmith dude is a lesser character who nevertheless gives the characters weapons to fight off the bandits and the brothel madam next door who also wants the gold
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Until the troops who actually need the gold can come and relieve them
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SEE? That would have been an awesome movie
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Instead, I was just...I walked out not because I was disgusted, but because it was boring
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The characters were mostly one-dimensional, you could tell who the bad guys were because they had mullets
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And there were WAY too many subplots going on
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For a movie like this