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have I ever mentioned that
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is HILARIOUS while drunk.
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/wonders how long it will take her drunk ass to notice this plurk
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/jeopardy countdown song
wishingwillow
/sits
Prince C
do some commentating
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it's like none of her bones are connected, for one thing
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she just whipped her head around so fast because her phone made a sound, I thought she was going to break her neck
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annnnd she's flipping me off and I dont know why
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oh no
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my laughing might be giving me away
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she's like
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squinting at me
Prince C
alskdfjk
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trying to figure out why Im laughing at her
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I hate yuo
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d,gdfhj
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how does this typing thing work
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AHAHAHGfdhgjk
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/cybernet flipping off
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get outta here
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get out of my plurk
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Nope. Not happening
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go tag me
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I'M TRYING
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and give me your vodka
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YOU DISTRACTED ME
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....you realize that shouldn't actually work, right?
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GO BACK TO TYPING. I CANT UNDERSTAND YOUR SLURRING
wishingwillow
/dies
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lmfao texts are confusing her
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I hate you
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that's okay. <3
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her brain is a silly place. goodness.
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.....I'm not sure I approve of this plurk
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SHUT UP GET OUT. GO TAG ME.
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I HAD TO FINISH MY TEXT TO THE CUTE BOY
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IT TOOK AWHILE
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mostly because correct spelling while drunk is difficult
Prince C
...alskdfjak
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.....
Prince C
....
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kyra: SEND IT TO ME IN A MINUTE. I'M TRYING TO WRITE A TAG
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kyra: DON'T DIS.....
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kyra: don't... distract.... /looks at phone
Prince C
now I want to text her too
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gfdhj....
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and now she's IMing me ABOUT me
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wrong.
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I'M TRYING, OKAY
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and failing.
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now stop giggling and listen to the real me
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BUT TRYING
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drink more vodka and join me
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TRYING
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she just poked herself in the eye
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just so you know
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I KNOCKED AN EYELASH INTO MY EYE
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I'M NOT ALONE
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DONT TRY TO TUIRN THIS AROUND
Prince C
.........
Prince C
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/snort
Prince C
that's only applicable if you also manage to publish a paper out of it
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....I can work on that
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yeah, dare her
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she just might!
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I'm attempting to be smart and drink water
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hopefully this will work out
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SWEET! she just said that me being a bitch is why we'
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*we're friends!
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score!
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IT IS
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.....this probably says a great deal about who I am as a person
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...same.
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hmm.