So on the way home, Dad noticed the taxi in front had a guy in the back seat, leaning on something

then we realized "He's kissing. Holy shit he is getting it on with a girl"

then I noticed "Holy crap, he's unzipping his pants"

then mom was like "OMG DON'T OVERTAKE LET'S WATCH"

then I was like "Your wife is a voyeur, dad" and dad was like "IKR"

and dad was like "Jesus don't they feel ashamed that there's the taxi driver in front of them?"

and I was like "Lol maybe they're headed for a motel"

and dad was like"Ha! I bet they just told the driver to take a leisurely route and they'll tell him to head back where they came from after"

sajhfasjkfhkajfhjlak.

lol I imagine their reactions would be starkly different if it were a gay couple.

actually the thought did occur to me since we never did get a good look at the uh, kissee?