Oh,No.Not Her
[meme] Interesting. Worst possible outcome of our characters drinking together?
PhantomHeron
I suppose on a really bad day, when they were both tetchy, they could manage a humdinger of a couples-fight.
PhantomHeron
The kind where both sides get hyperbolic and throw their arms around a lot.
Oh,No.Not Her
PhantomHeron
: Latin and Eastern European tempers - yep, throwing kerosene on a grease fire.
PhantomHeron
Yes. And Tarvek's got some serious hair-pulling "Ai-ai-ai" in his makeup.
PhantomHeron
It doesn't always show because in comparison with Agatha and Gil he's "the quiet one."
PhantomHeron
But in truth, he can get pretty noisy.
☠DjinniGenie
Sex
Gen
^ That was going to be my answer, lol
PhantomHeron
(chuckle) See, Tarvek and Ilsa don't need to get drunk for that...nor would it qualify as "worst possible outcome."
Gen
Yeah, I'm sure there are FAR worse things Egon and Ilsa could get up to, but sex was the most fun answer.
Oh,No.Not Her
Yeah, though the worst possible outcome might involve more people.
PhantomHeron
Heh.
PhantomHeron
Now, I'd be interested in what would happen if Egon and Tarvek got drunk. My guess is Mad Science, a fist-fight, sex -- or some mix.
PhantomHeron
(Images Tarvek and Egon waking after a wild night, to Ilsa smirking.)
Oh,No.Not Her
The garage is a shambles, there is no honey left in the house, and John is hiding in his room for the next year.
PhantomHeron
John being one of the kids?
PhantomHeron
I haven't met any of them yet.
Oh,No.Not Her
John Egbert is the new kid in the house. The other is still a drone.
PhantomHeron
Ok.
PhantomHeron
So he'd run away and hide from Egon and Tarvek's Wild Ride?
Oh,No.Not Her
Science abuse and other things?
PhantomHeron
I don't think Egon or Tarvek would knowingly scare or hurt a kid.
PhantomHeron
Now, Science? that's another matter.
Gen
Heh, science and terrorizing people I can see, but sex is very unlikely to happen. Egon just doesn't see Tarvek that way.
Oh,No.Not Her
Well, she did say she would share.
Gen
Egon assumed Ilsa meant she would share herself but not with both of them at the same time.
☠DjinniGenie
I WOULD SO READ THAT! 
PhantomHeron
What, the threesome?
PhantomHeron
(grin)
PhantomHeron
One of the reasons Tarvek might well end up shagging Egon (besides bad Lonely Boy complex) is that he's always sort of expected/feared
PhantomHeron
that Ilsa WANTS to end up "sharing" in trine.
PhantomHeron
And he'd as soon find out if he can do that before she's there to judge his talents or lack thereof.
☠DjinniGenie
Yus. I want to read the 3some. 
PhantomHeron
Frankly, I feel a bit sorry for Ilsa in that 3some. One competent semi-incubus, one half-trained Europan Spark princeling, and a Aspie
PhantomHeron
Engineer with a tendency to substitute junk food for sex. Poor, poor woman would have to train them very carefully indeed.
Catnap
So does Ilsa want to get Ruri drunk and see? She's kind of an unpredictable drunk and tends to feed off what's going on around her
☠DjinniGenie
I was thinking of Annechen and Genie getting plastered. That would just be odd.