skerple
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skerple
I love Hythlodaeus with all my heart and one of the many reasons I love him is that he gives me somebody to blame for every fucked-up monstrosity that can't already be blamed on Allagans
L'fuckingChaim
"stewards of the planet" you were making 12 million megafauna and not BUGS
skerple
there's that one interactable in Ktisis Hyperborea that suggests the previous Fandaniel was the one who invented migratory birds and I simply do not accept that
Yensia
okay but behemoths are kind of our fault
Yensia
I'm just like, Hythlodaeus, just because people submit 500 sharks every hour doesn't mean you have to approve all of them.
#1 inferno fan
behemoths are entirely our fault and we can't even blame past us for them, that's literally us, in the present, doing that to ourselves in the past. that's just our fault
GYAA HA HA
it seemed like a good idea at the time
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NO IT DIDN'T
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Elidibus: I need you to promise me before I send you back in time not to fuck with anything
WoL, realizing that accidentally helped make the Behemoth: what did elidibus say again i don't remember
GYAA HA HA
WOL MIGHT BE STUPID
GYAA HA HA
BOTTOM TEXT
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WoL might be stupid
#1 inferno fan
listen the WoL saw an enclosure in which they could find enrichment and their natural impulse honed from the fucking diadem and eureka and literally everywhere else took over before any thoughts could actually occur to stop them
skerple
you know how a lot of people in the AuDHD hellcloud of neurodivergence will just kind of involuntarily drop everything to solve a problem put in front of them?
skerple
has anything we have ever done, in our entire career as the WoL, ever suggested that we are not that kind of person?
Neo Quinn
the only thing the WoL is canonically bad at is getting places on time
GYAA HA HA
Aisthota is definitely at least ADHD
#1 inferno fan
if you're like me and your WoL canonically has done every sidequest possibly available and achievable within a given time frame then there's absolutely no way they are not some flavor of it honestly
#1 inferno fan
"i see no difference in value between rescuing someone's pet and saving the entire universe from annihilation" is the most autistic-ass my values are normally prioritized i don't know what you're talking about thought problem to have
十六茶
me sitting here trying to remember if we made morbols too
十六茶
i think we helped test them in a fate
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we helped test morbols but we did not act as the peer review sidekick that helped refine them into terrible monstrosities like we did behemoths.
skerple
yeah the morbol concept was pretty solidified by the time we got there
Yensia
Beavers tho
Yensia
those aren't anyone's fault apparently
Yensia
except possibly their own
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