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[dispatch] shows up a month late with popcorn hi guys
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Women hate how little it takes for Robert to be happy but a bed would be nice. He doesn't think he deserves a bed.
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ONLY TEN PERCENT OF PEOPLE CHOSE SUSHI this feels like when I saw I was like the only person who didn't pick [glass him] in TWAU
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you understand me
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we are the 10 percenters
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(i did unfortunately glass woody because i didn't know what that meant)
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I feel like I'm also the only person who knew what that meant
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I don't want to kick either of them off the team Blazer I'll be so fr
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Having to like near instantly pick a replacement. Fuuuck dude I once again like them both.
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Phenomaman PLEASE DONT BREAK HIS SPINE
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE GERS DEPRESSED AT OTHERS FAILS
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Really obsessed with how both love interests suck for like completely different reasons.
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Visi's like an asshole but she's got issues and is voiced by Laura Bailey so that's a given meanwhile Blazer doesn't seem very considerate of anyone outside of herself like at all
Feral Lapdog
YEAH blazer seems like she has... very rigid ideas of what makes a good superhero, and it really blinds her to the needs of MOST of the other characters
Feral Lapdog
also yall speaking of rarely-taken options: i learned the other day if you tell phenomeman that you kissed blazer, he will kiss robert and then go "okay i've confirmed kissing you is NOT what made her break up with me"
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LMAO????
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I'll be for real I don't think I'm gonna romance either (I just did the dinner with Blazer because I offered to join them for sushi earlier) but likeeeee hm.
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I gotta start hanging out with Visi more should the game let me but if not the fact that its also a strategy game makes me more inclined to want to replay it. Very smart decision.
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Oh yeah I also booted Sonar I forgot to mention that. Which is the other reason I want to replay it (Punch Up is the one I use the most lol)
Feral Lapdog
rip redditor bat...
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i'm probably gonna replay tomorrow, i wanna make fully different decisions and see where that gets me
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I feel bad for Malevola but she seems to be handling it pretty ok all things considered
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Why can't I romance her btw
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questions i have asked myself
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also i'm crying??????? phenomaman.........
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tbh i've not been feeling the romance for either visi or blazer but maybe i'm royd-coded and want that hr violation out of my face
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I really thought I'd be into Visi because she seems like everything I'd want in a character (also LAURA BAILEY) but I kind of feel like neutral on her generally. Really funny.
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I'd die for Royd also
Feral Lapdog
i would also die for Royd, if he was a romance option i'd go crazy over that
Feral Lapdog
also i'm feral about visi but. she does suffer from weirdly bad writing in specifically episode 8, oops
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oh no...
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Visi and Blazer should like kiss that's my solution
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real and based
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This would not be healthy for either of them but maybe they'd work something out idk
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HONESTLY... there was a moment during the ending where visi and blazer hold hands and i was like "ROBERT HAS TWO HANDS ACTUALLY"
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the worlds most dysfunctional throuple that is 100% robert trying to get the girls to get along outside of the bedroom
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pman can be in the cuck chair sometimes
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The fact that these two are fighting over Robert is really funny like of all the people you two could be beefing about
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PMan's in the cuck chair always!!
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He can't fuck!! He's got an alien dick!!
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i haven't played the ending yet, but kinda feel like there's a miss opportunity with flambae so far
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superhero rivals to lovers hmmmmm
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roommate and i were discussing what the hell pman meant by "our genitals aren't compatible" and our warring opinions are:
1. pman's dick is intimidatingly huge and blazer lied to him about how it wouldnt work
2. men have female bits on his planet and he didnt know how to make that work
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blazer too vanilla to work with whatever he's got i fear
Feral Lapdog
shes a coward
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This is her defining personality trait I've noticed
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i hope someone brings pman to GP someday so i can see whatever weird headcanons people come up with for his body
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lmao the blazer vs visi decision is like "do you want to date someone who has never taken a risk in their life or someone who WILL burn you with matches during sex" no in between
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Neither of you I want to kiss Malevola!!
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and yet you kick out her buddy smh
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if s2 happens i really hope they open the romance options lmao
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tbh it would have been a power move if every character was romanceable because i DO want to kiss all of them... but thats what rp is for baybeee
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(as i sit here wracking my brain for a robert username because i WANT VERY BADLY TO ACT ON THAT...)
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OH YES
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Bitchnamedrobert
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skinnylatte
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LMAO
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LMFAO
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PLEASE........
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bre : ok in my defence I did eeny meeny miney no
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damn i think bitchnamedrobert is one letter too many... the limit is 15
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NOOOOO
Feral Lapdog
skinnylatte and mechabitch are both free... i think tomorrow i'm gonna start replaying and take screenshots for icons and that's gonna spark something
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Honestly I prefer no romance in games but for the record I usually do engage with it if it's there
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So uh. Congrats to dispatch for being the first game where I didn't?
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(also if you guys want me to take screenshots for anyone while i'm at it i absolutely can)
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👀 mkayyyy
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I'm probably gonna wrap up the game tonight or tomorrow bc I just needed something shorter before I go back to Expedition 33
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Back at it again I am really obsessed with Malevola and Prism they have so much attitude
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My biggest fucking haters and I respect that so hard
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they really are professional-level haters, i love that for them
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Okay i have an extremely bespoke option i think Robert and Flambae should hook up. This wouldn't work out for either of them it'd just be funny.
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it would accomplish nothing but it would make the whole z-team tease BOTH of them and that makes it worth it
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When's Flambae's cover of Bitch coming to streaming then
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Z-Team is sick of them both already they need more ammo
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Nothing could ever make me hate Flambae
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THE RETURN OF THE KING
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Aaaaand I'm done. We're so back.
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"You and 4% of players did not fall for anyone" DAMN
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"You performed better than 100% of players in today's shift" DAMN???
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I PERFORMED BETTER THAN 100% OF PLAYERS ACROSS THE WHOLE GAME????
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DAMN
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See my friends this is what happens when you keep things professional
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i think i got something like "you performed better than 1% of players" on my last shift lmfao
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visi kissed robert too hard and he forgot how to hack
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Was talking to my friend about it last night and there's not enough overlap between people who play telltale games and people who play actual video games so
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I feel like the fact that this game is a strategy sim threw a lot of people in for a loop
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YEAH... lucky me that i love telltale games AND strategy games but that doesn't mean i'm good at them.
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I'm usually not good at tactical sims like at all (I rage quit FF Tactics after buying it for my birthday because I'm bad) so I'm surprised
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I really liked the whole cast but I do think my favourite was Prism
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Oh also am I insane or is the Twinkies stuff product placement because (not counting references to actual products in dialogue) no other brands get featured that heavily including their packaging so like??
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I mean whatever it takes to get you that funding AdHoc I respect it but simultaneously really funny to only have twinkies be the one irl band repped while everything else is a legally distinct parody when it's packaging that's featured
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yeah I think Twinkies are the only thing, every other product is greeked out
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I know Sour Patch Kids get mentioned even though the packaging is legally distinct which is really funny but also is part of my thought process when it comes to "so that was product placement right"
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Tbh in a way that makes it feel more like a tv show than it already does bc one thing I learned when I was doing a tv internship is that a lot of shows do only heavily feature one or two product placement items lol
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