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I hate when the vet wants a fecal sample.
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I don't want to spawn camp my cats' assholes.
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Farming the litter box for shit.
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Marisol seems aware of what I need to do and is being annoying.
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....just realized that if cipher ate pussy, he wouldn't be able to taste it.
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i'll see myself out.
THE SHUNT
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THE SHUNT : I WANT TO KNOW.
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Eli: Poor Doug. He has a cat named Buster.

Alan, in a small voice: That cat's dead.
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i mean we can confirm he joylessly ate goop bcuz he just didn't care about food since it was, i assume, just texture to him
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but i don't think sage would let him get away with not enthusiastically eating pussy
THE SHUNT
rip buster gone too soon
THE SHUNT
i hope a local shelter found buster & rehomed him
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i hope buster had a good life.
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lots of tube treats.
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THE SHUNT : sage would rip the hair out of cipher's skull if he phoned in eating the coochie.
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thinking now about how lobotomized sage's immediate instinct was to order some insanely nasty but delicious food. can't really have a nice meal with cipher lfjdksljflk
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i can't imagine the deep was good at sex.
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ashdfksak
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THE BLOOMIN ONION WAS THE BEST PART OF HER FUCKING DEEP I'M SURE
THE SHUNT
zero chance you're taking this idiot to a nice place to eat
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MIGHT AS WELL GET STUPID AND EAT SOME HYPERPALATABLE FRIED FOOD
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i'm imagining sage taking cipher out and he just orders a fucking milk shake and she's like wow romantic.
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unrelated but a sim of mine
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just
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https://images.plurk.com/PPf6QiEOGLjoR1CtlY385.png
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WHY IS HER BABY SO WHITE
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smh white washed baby
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SHE JUST BIRTHED THIS WHITE BABY.
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the dad is a pale as hell sim
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the devil's genetic melanin profile
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https://images.plurk.com/1gGdZa4L9EjbfswssTsIHd.png
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THE SHUNT
THAT IS A SLAVIC BABY
THE SHUNT
FJKLDSJFKLDJLKGJLKG
THE SHUNT
730 CREDIT RATING AS AN INFANT
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https://images.plurk.com/1q4LMdP0h1aj9U4QCuGyNI.png https://images.plurk.com/3gOjOXqySuFHN5p8fD4Zqi.png
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HERE ARE THE PARENTS
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THE HONKY GENE IS UNSTOPPABLE
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THE SKIN TONE DOESN'T EVEN MATCH THE DAD
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is this meant to be an albino baby
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i'm going to change the hair color
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make her an albino
THE SHUNT
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i sometimes worry that the deep nutted in sage.
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i hope she went and got a full exam after taking that fishy dick.
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worst thought
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fucking need to put me down
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my brain
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just
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wow, i hope doug survives and gets a new cat.
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then 'rabbit would give him pussy.'
THE SHUNT
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THE SHUNT : i am sorry
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no apology needed you're the best LOL
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THE SHUNT : look, he is a sad man. he needs some love.
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if anyone deserves to be gifted pussy, its doug
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rabbit talking to this poor godolkin survivor. he tells her how he misses his cat and she is like well... i can't give you a cat but i can give you kitty.
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sighs and tosses this onto the pile of things to write.
THE SHUNT
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mostly for the laugh of homelander walking by the room and hearing his ex riding the dick of this rando.
THE SHUNT
GJKDGJKHGJ
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homelander can be in the cuck chair now.
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LMAO JUST THINKING OF HIS AWFUL STINK FACE AS HE SITS THERE
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THINKIN ABOUT HOW HE'S GONNA DROP DOUG FROM THE UPPER ATMOSPHERE LATER
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TRIES TO KILL HIM LATER AND OH, MY EX-WIFE IS CUDDLING HIM. GREAT.
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is it love on rabbit's part? who knows. she just wants to bang a dude who isn't trying to make her do freak shit.
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rabbit asks doug if he ever has stolen breast milk and he stares at her in utter confusion.
THE SHUNT
sadly this isn't remotely the worst thing he's ever heard
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i do wonder what kind of freak shit godolkin has made him do.
THE SHUNT
cipher at least once, surely, tried jerking off the burned body
THE SHUNT
i am sorry for speaking this curse to u
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he jerked off the body only to almost rip the casing off the sausage.
THE SHUNT
FHJKDSHGKJDFHGKJ
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it's okay. i can make it worse.
THE SHUNT
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daily diaper change gone fucking wrong.
THE SHUNT
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ask doug to change a baby's diaper. he gives a thousand yard stare.
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someone pointed out that cipher had an alarm set to shit.
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poor doug. even his poop time was controlled.
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Right now missing the days I enjoyed Spider-Man comics.
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I miss my stupid hyperfixation villains.
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But I'm aware enough to know that what I liked has been consumed by the House of Mouse.
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We didn't need to bring a poop sample to the vet. The new appointment program they used keeps telling people that even when it's not needed.
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They haven't figured out how to turn that off.
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I HAD TO CAMP THE LITTER BOX FOR NO REASON.
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...do i make a cipher sim
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i have the homelander sim
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gen v season finale is soon.
THE SHUNT
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THE SHUNT : i did dip into the reddit and oh boy, everyone is stupid.
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the big one is 'why didn't marie just fix cate and have her read godolkin???'
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?????
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have you guys been watching the show
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was that the only episode of the show they watched
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or are you blinded by cate's white woman tears
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THE SHUNT : THEY ARE ALL SAYING MARIE IS STUPID AND EVIL NOW
THE SHUNT
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they all keep just
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'why couldn't the kids figure out that godolkin was the puppet master, not cipher?"
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HOW WOULD THEY HAVE ANY IDEA ABOUT THAT
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we, the audience, are privy to information the CHARACTERS ARE NOT.
THE SHUNT
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also i am just
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so many things could be answered with
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'watch the FUCKING SHOW
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also watching redditors trying to figure out why cipher didn't age much.
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was really funny.
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the slow realization that hamish is Just Like That
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IT DEF GOT ME UNTIL U REVEALED THE TRUTH
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THE SHUNT : he is like that.
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I DID SEE RECENT COMIC CON PICS WHERE HE LOOKS HIS AGE.
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but is so cute
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i kinda
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i still laugh that they were going to name the characters sphinx at first
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all it does is make me think of hamish linklater playing a giant hairless cat
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the true villain of the boys.
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https://images.plurk.com/48Y0mPZeIxgkNdtdiRj3mV.png
THE SHUNT
goes full Warriors LARP and wants a version of V that makes everyone turn into a cat
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THE SHUNT : a tiny cat with hamish's voice would be hilarious.
THE SHUNT
bristling with Small Man Syndrome
THE SHUNT
u can't see the bristles tho :c
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https://images.plurk.com/5R3QKQ3aiObYp4JRQ5l7oY.png
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THE SHUNT : honestly, that's alan's cat.
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maxie has small man syndrome.
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even though he is a good sized cat.
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i remember watching that god awful rampage movie for jdm.
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we do what we must to behold our blorbos
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hamish in that tell me your secrets show.
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he is really good in that.
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but also the show kept doing the thing that crime thrillers do of piling on too much shit.
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he plays a rapist
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and is genuinely scary
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but also has these weird baby girl moments
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https://64.media.tumblr.com/bf4f061adb16b57dbe178665fbe043cb/e5cf2ea3fcfe5ca6-ec/s540x810/b586c43b23985674ae2845308486e70f1630f444.gif
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https://64.media.tumblr.com/b8e8b6da0f1b26418cf5136bb4d34fe5/6da60716270f5540-13/s540x810/00784fd9392e581629ce7b98dc3e2b71f067e772.gif
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sad wet cat
THE SHUNT
god look at him
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just wanna give him a swirly
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i must crush him in my hand.
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i showed my friend the sad wet dork
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and
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he replied
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https://images.plurk.com/3MWdzocTCngSxkBkHGCKxT.png
THE SHUNT
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me: i should make a new oc for this awful fictional man i like
my friends: rabbit
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https://64.media.tumblr.com/0f762006833ff0cbf126b247fa43a9f3/761b68df5d99db1b-3a/s540x810/dd88a6a9f3de0b3f2dd65b7f22b9babeaf1b8a13.gif
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...this isn't how you lick food off your fingers.
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not beating the wet sphinx allegations
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dude is just a big wet cat
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