Montreal seasons: winter, worse winter, dog shit thaw, third winter, second dog shit thaw, sprouts and buds, summer, summer, summer, fall, false summer, fall, winter.

* the following seasons can also be called “construction”: sprouts and buds, summer, fall, and false summer.

looool

Currently in the first dog shit thaw, whereupon I discover the assholes walking by threw cigarette butts into my garden.

same in Chicago, but less summer

I blame global warming, I literally swam in the St. Laurence in the first week of October

Chicago is like cold cold cold freezing cold cold wet & cold, oh spring for a sec, freezing again, suddenly extremely hot!!!!!!!!!, cold again

i swear we don't really get an actual spring or fall, every year it blows my mind but i go from running the heat to running the a/c like seemingly overnight

very few days where i can just like, go outside in a light jacket, or have the windows open

Same here, our spring is a week maybe.

I'm in Ottawa and currently have the A/C on

Always used to make me laugh when deadmau5 was on about both of Toronto’s seasons... Winter and Construction.

/keeps his mouth shut

Dunno what to say about my area but earlier I was wondering if I was having a hot flash until I looked at the thermometer in the room and realized it was 73.5 instead of the usual 65.5 or so that it's been at this time of night. It'll be spring for about a minute, lol, then a miserable hot summer.