Shipping who we're signed in as. You get: A disaster necromancer! 
NotEnoughCoffee
Shipping who we're signed in as. You get: A disaster necromancer!
Shipping who we're signed in as. You get: A disaster necromancer!
beachcryptid
I mean I'm a disaster elf so XD
NotEnoughCoffee
The first page of his care and feeding manual is just a big drawing of a bottle of chilli oil with arrows pointing at it.
NotEnoughCoffee
>D
NotEnoughCoffee
They would be funny.
NotEnoughCoffee
I imagine all of Mag's elf instincts would be saying 'no, no, no, not that one!'
{TharBG}
XD
{TharBG}
Still HC and clearly we need to make this happen
beachcryptid
looooooool it's true
beachcryptid
that or they would be saying "does this disaster necromancer have a carer" and not wait for an answer
NotEnoughCoffee
He sure needs one
beachcryptid
maglor, tugging WWX back by the collar "No. Bad."
NotEnoughCoffee
Keep him from challenging any Mirkwood elves to drinking contests, please.
NotEnoughCoffee
Or finding out if orcs count as fierce corpses and could therefore be controlled.
NotEnoughCoffee
Oh man, if they can... Maglor's hunting a group, gets up close to fight them and hears this music. Eery stuff. But while it makes the hair on his neck stand up, it also seems to coincide with the orcs stopping and just... laying down and going still.
beachcryptid
sfcASKCKJSHG
beachcryptid
Maglor, internally "WTF WTF WTF"
NotEnoughCoffee
Mags, behead first, freak out second.
NotEnoughCoffee
And then pounce the surprisingly helpful necromancer third
beachcryptid
he says he can multitask XD
NotEnoughCoffee
Also, wargs would be his own special hell
beachcryptid
lol poor WWX
beachcryptid
giant, mean doggies
NotEnoughCoffee
See how fast he can climb whatever's near him. Tree, cliff, elf
beachcryptid
Maglor will happily kill them for him~
NotEnoughCoffee
It's a great partnership. Wei Ying pacifies the orcs, Maglor kills the wargs.
beachcryptid
maglor makes sure wei ying doesn't kill himself doing something stupid, wei ying makes sure maglor doesn't continuously mope
NotEnoughCoffee
He's got experience with mopers.
beachcryptid
he's gonna need it XD
NotEnoughCoffee
He'll keep him busy. Containing a chaos gremlin is a full time job.
beachcryptid
lol no time to mope only panic
NotEnoughCoffee
And if there are any orcs he can't control for reasons, or goblins that come around to make problems, well... there are always the people they've killed to wake up and help.
beachcryptid
maglor: NO you LET THEM REST STOP BAD
NotEnoughCoffee
WWX: Aw, but they’re happy. 😊 Look at them tearing apart those guys.