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[p] dislike Champion Victor and it's not because of Victor
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it's because I need all my resources to stand a chance against Victor
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and on the way i have to fight two of those fucking greatsword guys simultaneously
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so if I take more than 2 hits during that fight I might as well just turn around and start over
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which is like, 2/3 of my attempts
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don't even make it to the boss
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I get beat up fighting two medium-strength enemies at once and then limp back to the stargazer to try again
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and the ladder placement keeps me from cleanly running past them
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got him on first specter-assisted attempt
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for how apocalyptic this city is, everyone sure does have an unlimited supply of monocles and tophats
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You can’t let your standards slip
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aerialism I'm having multiple people bug me for gold coin fruit, is this an Ending Related Choice
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also I'm unclear on how the aegis parry works
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oh shit the cat stopped hissing at me
chaos heart.
relaying some information from Lils: "the characters bugging you for gold coin fruit don't influence the ending, but it does influence the end of their quest line"
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chaos heart.
"the Aegis parry is unintuitive in that after the explosion goes off, you need to release the button, then hold it again to charge the counterpunch"
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so I went back, a full zone and a half later, to re-attempt the clown
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not only does he have a harder, more annoying moveset than the literal boss fight after him
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but I'm pretty sure he also has more health than the boss of the zone after him
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I died without getting it down to half
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you even fight another clown later that's weaker than the mad clown
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whose idea was this
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OK so I guess you can only use the shield counter if you deploy the shield with parry timing, with a one-second windup to factor in
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considering I got punched in the training room 40 times trying to pull it off once
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I don't think I'll be getting much use out of it
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Swamp Thing down
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oh
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that was phase 1
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yeah summoning this horseshit
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three consecutive arena-sized hitboxes followed by an arena-sized red attack with incomprehensible windup
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I hate this fight
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from the bottom of my soul I hate it
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it has an attack you have to parry that's just "flail your 40 limbs in all directions while sprinting at random"
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or "charge in a mile-wide hitbox across the entire arena while moving too fast to hit, fifty times in a row, then immediately do a red attack"
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or "just cover the screen in slime while hitting you 150 times in four seconds"
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miserable fucking boss
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fuck this
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its short range attacks hit from the opposite side of the arena with an impossible to guess windup time
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I'd rather fight the fucking clown
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Lies of P - Green Monster of the Swamp Boss Fight (N...
I wanted to convey how awful this fight feels but of course the only no-commentary video I can find is of someone perfecting it effortlessly
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so imagine this but you get hit once and then you get a status that constantly drains your weapon durability while also lowering your defense and the next 4 attacks combo you to death from full because all you can see is a full screen of flailing tentacles and slime explosions