Yannow, it occured to me the other day that God could have said Thou shalt not own slaves. Kind of a missed opportunity.

Funny that eh

He was cool
With it. Obviously.

For the alleged celestial being who allegedly created allegedly everything, it seems like thinking "do unto others as you would have them do unto you" (Matthew 7:12) would cover such possibilites is a real oversight....

Then again, maybe I'm just confused, since the seemingly-accepted view among the outspoken is that the Old Testament is the only real Bible; that New Testament crap is just woke.

Yes, Jesus is weak and woke now.

1 Peter 2:18 Slaves, accept the authority of your masters with all deference, not only those who are kind and gentle but also those who are harsh.

19 For it is a credit to you if, being aware of God, you endure pain while suffering unjustly.

Paul has some similar crap in Ephesians, if I remember correctly

I remember the bit in A Clockwork Orange where Alex is made to read the Bible, and likes it because of the violence

*I would read of these starry yahoodies tolchocking each other and then peeting
their Hebrew vino and getting on to the bed with their wives' like hand-maidens, real horrorshow. That kept me going, brothers. I didn't so much kopat the later part of the book, which is more like all preachy govoreeting than fighting and the old in-out.*