I feel i’m of that age where you equate your butthole to your iPhone’s battery health. When it drops to even just 99%, you do not fully trust its capabilities in holding it together anymore.
Man, no one prepared me for this. I did not at all expect that I will need to plan out my days out to be near acceptable toilets during times when the biological imperative is most likely to occur.
lolol no its not a total incontinence scenario. its more about like times when you are going through any kind of stomach trouble, you just can't fully and freely fart in fear of it become so much more and so much worse. and you are just infinitely more mindful of this compared to younger times.
are you guys okay??!!
and is this normal?? haha huhu
(but also, reminder to pls eat fiber and veggies~)
glad to know you and your butthole are alright and manageable i guess!?? i wish you both well